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You can't make this stuff up.
1 posted on 12/22/2005 10:26:33 PM PST by Maximus_Ridiculousness
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.45 gauge. *sigh*


2 posted on 12/22/2005 10:28:57 PM PST by null and void (Peace on Earth. Death to the Terrorists...)
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Whoa - anyone who can carry a 45-gauge handgun is nobody to be messed with.
3 posted on 12/22/2005 10:29:18 PM PST by Billthedrill
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4 posted on 12/22/2005 10:30:20 PM PST by Paleo Conservative (Hey hey ho ho Andy Heyward's got to go!)
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What caliber of person who writes such an article?
5 posted on 12/22/2005 10:32:11 PM PST by msnimje (Political Correctness -- An OFFENSIVE attempt not to offend.)
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That must be his 45 gauge.


6 posted on 12/22/2005 10:34:15 PM PST by Maximus_Ridiculousness (XMAS = CHRISTMAS = XMAS = CHRISTMAS = XMAS = CHRISTMAS)
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A 45-gauge semi-automatic handgun! Hmm, I wonder what a 45-gauge works out to be in caliber? At least it's somewhat better that the Atlanta MSM types in the wake of the Brian Nichols rampage, who described his captured Glock-22 as a 40 mm. handgun!! I can't even imagine the recoil would be on a 40mm Glock - a real hand cannon! Those cartridges must cost 5 dollars each. Oy!


8 posted on 12/22/2005 10:34:51 PM PST by Bogolyubski
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9 posted on 12/22/2005 10:35:19 PM PST by gaijin
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It's fun to stay in a J - A - I - L...


10 posted on 12/22/2005 10:36:25 PM PST by Maximus_Ridiculousness (XMAS = CHRISTMAS = XMAS = CHRISTMAS = XMAS = CHRISTMAS)
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Would'nt HE be considered the "VILLAGE IDIOT" now?....lol


13 posted on 12/22/2005 10:39:30 PM PST by Tonysgirl
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Damn! I thought my 'ol 10 gauge was a bad muther.


14 posted on 12/22/2005 10:43:48 PM PST by Nasty McPhilthy (Those who beat their swords into plow shears….will plow for those who don’t.)
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"They...want...you...they...want...you (in the county)..."


15 posted on 12/22/2005 10:43:50 PM PST by RichInOC ("Who me? But...but...I'm afraid of showers...")
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Willis was found to be in possession of ... a loaded .45-gauge, semi-automatic handgun,

I guess that's the weapon of choice for a "macho-man".

16 posted on 12/22/2005 10:45:02 PM PST by ElkGroveDan (California bashers will be called out)
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".45-gauge, semi-automatic handgun,"

.45 inches... the average diameter size of a typical anti-gun reporter's brain.
18 posted on 12/22/2005 10:48:10 PM PST by DocRock
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"a loaded .45-gauge, semi-automatic handgun"

Be on the lookout for a man with every bone in his right hand, wrist, arm, and shoulder completely shattered.
25 posted on 12/22/2005 10:57:57 PM PST by NJ_gent (Modernman should not have been banned.)
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The Indian was the only non gay member of the Village People.

Just thought I'd add that.


35 posted on 12/22/2005 11:15:13 PM PST by beaver fever
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what the hell is a ".45-gauge, semi-automatic handgun"???

using the gauge system of bore calibration, where the gauge is the number of rounds required to equal one pound of shot...

that'd make each shot from a ".45-gauge" equal about 2.2 pounds or one kilogram.

what the HELL is this thing? a 30mm cannon???

< /sarcastic analysis >

boy it'd be nice if reporters knew $#!+ from Shinola.


39 posted on 12/22/2005 11:28:07 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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If this guy is one of the original Village People, it's amazing that he's even alive.


44 posted on 12/22/2005 11:34:18 PM PST by TEEHEE
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57 posted on 12/23/2005 12:01:43 AM PST by Slings and Arrows (I strongly condemn violence against adulterous gay cannibals.)
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"...and a loaded .45-gauge, semi-automatic handgun..."

Hmm, never heard of that one.

59 posted on 12/23/2005 12:08:37 AM PST by Bonaparte
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".45-gauge, semi-automatic handgun,"

So that would be, what, about a 5" bore?

70 posted on 12/23/2005 2:14:14 AM PST by muir_redwoods (Free Sirhan Sirhan, after all, the bastard who killed Mary Jo Kopechne is walking around free)
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