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Civil Suit Goes to Court: A Scorned Lover, Glue, and a Naked Man
WTAE TV4 ^ | November 2nd, 2005

Posted on 11/02/2005 4:47:17 PM PST by Namyak

Civil Suit Goes To Court: A Scorned Lover, Glue And A Naked Man

POSTED: 5:43 pm EST November 2, 2005 UPDATED: 6:21 pm EST November 2, 2005

WESTMORELAND COUNTY, Pa. -- Gail O'Toole was convicted of simple assault and sentenced to six months probation for acts she committed against her ex-lover.

On Wednesday, the civil suit went to court, where O'Toole's ex-boyfriend claimed her "outrageous" and "inhumane" acts are worth thousands in damages.

Ken Slaby said he was in love with O'Toole five years ago.

He even admitted he was devastated when O'Toole broke it off.

So, when O'Toole invited him over to her Murrysville home to rekindle a friendship, he said he agreed.

Slaby said O'Toole even went to his house in Pittsburgh to pick him up.

But according to Slaby, the night took a turn when O'Toole got angry about Slaby's new love.

Slaby said O'Toole waited until he fell asleep and glued his penis to his stomach, glued his testicle to his leg and glued the cheeks of his buttocks together.

Then came the nail polish.

Slaby claimed O'Toole dumped it all over his head.

When he woke up, Slaby said O'Toole threw him out.

He didn't have a car, so he was forced to walk one mile down Route 22 to call 911 and Murrysville police, Slaby said.

When asked if in his 23 years as a police officer he had seen anything like this, Patrolman Joseph Malone of the Murrysville Police Department said, "No, I can't say I have."

At the hospital, oils did little to remove the glue. Nurses actually had to peel it off.

Slaby underwent treatment from a dermatologist several times afterward.

O'Toole's attorney said this was part of routine sexual activity between the couple -- acts that he agreed to -- incidents that should have stayed in the bedroom.

But Slaby said O'Toole told him she planned the acts since the break up. According to Slaby, O'Toole came up with script and followed it to the letter because she was angry that he had moved on.

Slaby said his injuries included severe burning on parts of his body, impingement of normal bodily functions and discoloration of his hair.

The 10 men and two women on the jury can award Slaby $30,000 or more.

Their decision is expected late on Thursday.


TOPICS: Local News
KEYWORDS: crazyglue; glue; scornedlover; thatsgottahurt
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Anything I write here would merely detract from the absurdity of this article.
1 posted on 11/02/2005 4:47:18 PM PST by Namyak
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To: Namyak

Some days, the jokes just write themselves!


2 posted on 11/02/2005 4:48:12 PM PST by Xenalyte ("Every day should be the best day ever!" -Frank DellaPenna, Cast in Bronze)
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To: Namyak

Six months probation? With a sentence like that, she must be a high ranking democrat.


3 posted on 11/02/2005 4:51:24 PM PST by somemoreequalthanothers (All for the betterment of "the state", comrade)
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To: Namyak

Knew a woman who got rid of a persistent ex by making him a great dinner. Soup to nuts. The dessert was a hot fudge sundae. The hot fudge was EX-LAX.


4 posted on 11/02/2005 4:53:52 PM PST by PzLdr ("The Emperor is not as forgiving as I am" - Darth Vader)
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To: martin_fierro

ISH


5 posted on 11/02/2005 4:59:01 PM PST by Tijeras_Slim (Now that taglines are cool, I refuse to have one.)
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To: Namyak

My brother just sent this to me as part of his periodic, "Appalachian Culture Report." It keeps me in touch with my Pennsyl-tucky roots.


6 posted on 11/02/2005 5:01:07 PM PST by Joe 6-pack (Que me amat, amet et canem meum.)
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To: Maximus of Texas; Dashing Dasher
Wednesday night gluing body parts ping
7 posted on 11/02/2005 5:05:10 PM PST by PaulaB (We Are Fun, Sweet,Smart Women..It May Be You Thats The Problem..Think About It)
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To: Namyak

I just hate when that happens.


8 posted on 11/02/2005 5:08:51 PM PST by dfwddr (Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Mark Twain)
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To: longshadow; VadeRetro; balrog666; general_re; RadioAstronomer; js1138; whattajoke; Shryke; ...
Penis Glued to Stomach Ping List

9 posted on 11/02/2005 5:09:17 PM PST by PatrickHenry (Reality is a harsh mistress. No rationality, no mercy)
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To: PaulaB; Dashing Dasher; tuffydoodle

Ok, I'm sorry but if my wife is messing with me down there, trust me, I ain't sleeping through it!


10 posted on 11/02/2005 5:11:05 PM PST by Maximus of Texas (On my signal, pull my finger)
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To: Namyak
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11 posted on 11/02/2005 5:12:12 PM PST by PaulaB (We Are Fun, Sweet,Smart Women..It May Be You Thats The Problem..Think About It)
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To: Namyak
Her defense will be,

"I was just being nice, he deserved to have all his exterior plumbing cut off!"

12 posted on 11/02/2005 5:26:46 PM PST by Babu
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To: PatrickHenry

How many pings a month do you get on THAT list?!?!?! Ha ha ha


13 posted on 11/02/2005 5:30:16 PM PST by mwyounce
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To: PatrickHenry

If that is an actual ping list, I request you put my name on it.


14 posted on 11/02/2005 5:31:05 PM PST by Namyak (Oderint dum metuant)
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It's a 'Burgh


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15 posted on 11/02/2005 5:38:50 PM PST by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: martin_fierro; Willie Green

ummm... i think this might be murrymom....she lives in Murrysville.... too bad about murrydad's privates n'at....


16 posted on 11/02/2005 5:41:44 PM PST by xsmommy
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To: Tijeras_Slim

Pittsburgh = Dark, Dark, DARK.


17 posted on 11/02/2005 5:42:43 PM PST by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: Namyak
If that is an actual ping list, I request you put my name on it.

Homeland Security is now aware of you.

18 posted on 11/02/2005 5:44:17 PM PST by PatrickHenry (Reality is a harsh mistress. No rationality, no mercy)
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To: xsmommy; Willie Green

Threads involving the term "Naked Man" ALWAYS pique excessmommy's interest.


19 posted on 11/02/2005 5:44:22 PM PST by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: xsmommy; MurryMom
No, I don't think murrymom would pull a stunt like that.
But let's ping her and find out for sure.
20 posted on 11/02/2005 5:45:19 PM PST by Willie Green (Go Pat Go!!!)
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