[Namyak]

Anything I write here would merely detract from the absurdity of this article.

[Xenalyte]

Some days, the jokes just write themselves!

[somemoreequalthanothers]

Six months probation? With a sentence like that, she must be a high ranking democrat.

[PzLdr]

Knew a woman who got rid of a persistent ex by making him a great dinner. Soup to nuts. The dessert was a hot fudge sundae. The hot fudge was EX-LAX.

[Joe 6-pack]

My brother just sent this to me as part of his periodic, "Appalachian Culture Report." It keeps me in touch with my Pennsyl-tucky roots.

[PaulaB]

Wednesday night gluing body parts ping

[dfwddr]

I just hate when that happens.

[PaulaB]

[Babu]

Her defense will be,

"I was just being nice, he deserved to have all his exterior plumbing cut off!"

[martin_fierro]

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[tuffydoodle]

Didn't the actress Sean Young do the same thing to actor James Woods?

[Liz]

She used this.....superglue.