1 posted on
10/28/2005 8:03:23 PM PDT by
M203M4
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To: M203M4
That was ABSolutely the worst thing you could have said.
2 posted on
10/28/2005 8:05:59 PM PDT by
saganite
(The poster formerly known as Arkie 2)
To: M203M4
Maybe I don't want to get married
4 posted on
10/28/2005 8:09:13 PM PDT by
Vision
(When Hillary Says She's Going To Put The Military On Our Borders...She Becomes Our Next President)
To: M203M4
Anytime your wife presents anything and compares herself to another woman the proper response is "honey, none can hold a candle to you"...and say it like you mean it.
5 posted on
10/28/2005 8:09:38 PM PDT by
highlander_UW
(I don't know what my future holds, but I know Who holds my future)
To: M203M4
I bet if you bought her that 12 million dollar bra she would forgive you.
6 posted on
10/28/2005 8:10:18 PM PDT by
faq
(cliche dissenting republican)
To: M203M4
Oopsies.
You are doomed you know.
8 posted on
10/28/2005 8:12:01 PM PDT by
Darksheare
(If you shake a stick of garlic butter at a vampire, will it keep him away?)
To: M203M4
I don't think there's any fat ladies in that catalogue! Well, at least you are not sleeping in the bathtub.
9 posted on
10/28/2005 8:12:13 PM PDT by
Sam Cree
(absolute reality - Miami)
To: M203M4
Flowers, jewelry, groveling, and abject apologies are your only hope.
10 posted on
10/28/2005 8:14:18 PM PDT by
Talking_Mouse
(Indeed I tremble for my country when I reflect that God is just... Thomas Jefferson)
To: M203M4
And that, ladies and gentlemen, is why I am sleeping on the couch tonight.You actually got off easy. At least you're sleeping inside.
To: M203M4
Suicidal or just not very bright?
To: M203M4; Cagey; Larry Lucido
At least you'll have some make-up sex.
___________________
Jerry: Well, at least you probably had some, uh, pretty good make-up sex after.
George: I didn't have any sex.
Jerry: You didn't have make-up sex? How could you not have make-up sex? I mean that's the best feature of the heavy relationship.
George: I didn't have make-up sex.
Jerry: In your situation the only sex you're going to have better than make-up sex is if you're dent to prison and you have a conjugal visit.
George: Yeah, conjugal visit sex. That is happening!
To: M203M4
Now, I know what we women put our husbands through. But honestly, unless your wife is really ripped, she couldn't truthfully expect you to simply say "Yes, honey. You should be a model in the VS catalog." Very few women that don't starve themselves look like the VS models. It's honestly a bit of a strange thing to comment on those womens' abs, to begin with. They're so anorexic that they've starved away all of their muscle tone.
My take, from my wifely experience...wifey wanted love and attention, and you were supposed to be aware of that, instead of being a dumb male and doing work on a Friday night.
Just go out tomorrow and get her some nice perfume and lingerie. All will be forgiven.
To: M203M4
You get the Dumba$$ award tonight!!! If my DH ever said that to me he wouldn't be sleeping with me in our bed for a couple of nights! Man, you are in bad shape! Your going to have to really come up with something good to win her back after that!
16 posted on
10/28/2005 8:24:15 PM PDT by
Halls
(TEXANS - VOTE NOV 8TH FOR PROPOSITION 2 - THE MARRIAGE PROTECTION AMENDMENT)
To: All
LOL. Ya, I'm in trouble. Can't even come CLOSE to joking about this sort of thing with women. The 0.4 seconds of funny was not worth it.
20 posted on
10/28/2005 8:30:28 PM PDT by
M203M4
To: M203M4
minimum 1/2 carat offense.
21 posted on
10/28/2005 8:32:48 PM PDT by
hispanarepublicana
(No amnesty needed...My ancestors proudly served. [remodel of an old '70s bumper sticker])
To: M203M4
To: M203M4
I am mean, if we had an argument she slept on the couch.
25 posted on
10/28/2005 8:56:36 PM PDT by
HuntsvilleTxVeteran
(I shot an error into the air. It's still going everywhere. R. A. HEINLEIN)
To: M203M4
Genocide is the only possible solution. Wipe out an entire continent of people.
Then at least the history books will remember you.
26 posted on
10/28/2005 8:57:41 PM PDT by
Lazamataz
(Islam is merely Nazism without the snappy fashion sense.)
To: M203M4
Ouch.
A sharp dagger would have been less damaging.
36 posted on
10/28/2005 9:23:05 PM PDT by
Whitewasher
(That's what I really believe.)
To: M203M4
Did you learn your lesson?
37 posted on
10/28/2005 9:24:19 PM PDT by
bmwcyle
(We broke Pink's Code and found a terrorist message)
To: M203M4
39 posted on
10/28/2005 9:33:43 PM PDT by
csvset
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