The government doesn't control the economy, stupid.

I often worry about the future. I sure hope liberals turn out being an evolutionary dead end.

Education is the only hope for the future of civilization. As long as education means actual facts and not liberal pseudo facts. Also, I think we should hold off on teaching the theory of evolution to suicide bombers.

If Karl Rove didn't exist liberals would have had to invent him. Actually, I think they did. He is still, however, a magnificent bastard.

Liberals are willing to over look any little flaw in another person as long that other person is another liberal. You are a liberal and you don't believe me? Think about this example: imagine everything else the same except that George W. Bush was, like you, a democrat. If George Bush was a democrat you would probably be thinking he is the world's greatest leader since Joseph Stalin.

Everything causes Global Warming. I remember back when everything used to cause cancer.

The problem with liberals is not that they have different opinions, it is that they live in an entirely different reality.

If fascism (Nazi Germany) is what you get when you cross patriotism with socialism it's probably a good thing that the socialists in this country are not very patriotic.

Liberals are also obsessed with status. Because liberals strive to be one of the elites and better than everyone else they see the world through the lens of class warfare and racism. To them, everyone else is making too much money and everyone else is probably racist. The purpose of socialism, by the way, is to make everyone else equally miserable. Because they are self-centered and immature nobody can have more stuff than they have. Liberals know socialism inevitably leads to oppression and corruption but they want it anyway.

Lefties and liberals suffer from an overweening moral vanity and they just never get tired of saying "I'm/We're better!" But one can't just come right out and say that; it's a bit unclassy. So instead it's the neverending parade of concerns and worries and outrage which serves notice that the speaker or writer is in fact Very Conscientious and anyone who is Very Conscientious should immediately agree and in fact attempt to one-up the original statement by saying something even stupider.