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Posted on 10/28/2005 7:58:52 PM PDT by LibKill
An Aggie walks into a bar with a little pink piglet under his arm.
The barkeep says "Where did you get that?"
The pig replies; "College Station! There's THOUSANDS of them!
TOPICS: Chit/Chat
KEYWORDS: aggies; am; atm
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posted on
10/28/2005 7:58:53 PM PDT
by
LibKill
To: LA Woman3
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posted on
10/28/2005 7:59:52 PM PDT
by
caryatid
(There are none so blind as those who will not see ...)
To: LibKill
Actually, there are no Aggie "jokes"-- they're all true stories.
To: LibKill
What does a Michigan grad call a Spartan grad?
Boss......
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posted on
10/28/2005 8:01:29 PM PDT
by
Dan from Michigan
("My Gov'nor don't got the answer")
To: LibKill
Q. How do you get an Aggie graduate off your front porch?
A. Pay them for the pizza.
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posted on
10/28/2005 8:06:19 PM PDT
by
BipolarBob
(I'm really BagdadBob under the witness protection program.)
To: BipolarBob
I'm keeping my comments to myself after reading your about page!! : )
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posted on
10/28/2005 8:12:12 PM PDT
by
LA Woman3
To: LA Woman3
And yours tells me you are a mystery.
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posted on
10/28/2005 8:22:00 PM PDT
by
BipolarBob
(Yes I backed over the vampire, but I swear I didn't see it in my rearview mirror)
To: caryatid
Is there an Aggie PING list?
Texas A&M class of '86...
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posted on
10/28/2005 8:24:51 PM PDT
by
Experiment 6-2-6
(Admn Mods: tiny, malicious things that glare and gibber from dark corners.They have pins and dolls..)
To: Experiment 6-2-6; LA Woman3
An Aggie PING list might be a good thing for you to start ...
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posted on
10/28/2005 8:31:35 PM PDT
by
caryatid
(There are none so blind as those who will not see ...)
To: caryatid
An Aggie PING list might be a good thing for you to start ...
Experiment 6-2-6 has seniority!!
To: LibKill
The 5600 Petroleum Club in Houston has an Aggie dog carrier on the wall.
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posted on
10/28/2005 8:41:00 PM PDT
by
HuntsvilleTxVeteran
(I shot an error into the air. It's still going everywhere. R. A. HEINLEIN)
To: LibKill
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posted on
10/28/2005 11:16:05 PM PDT
by
Gazoo
To: LibKill
Why did the Aggie cross the road?
To get to the Chicken.
'84 whoop
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posted on
10/31/2005 8:15:54 AM PST
by
fishtank
To: LibKill
What does it say on the bottom of soda bottles at (pick your institution)?
Open other end.
(pick your institution) has their own space program. They're going to send men to the sun. For safety they'll go at night.
A student from (pick your institution) was jumping up and down on a manhole cover and shouting "42" as loud as he could.
A student from (pick another institution) walked up and said "what in the world are you doing?"
The student from (pick your institution) replied "this is the most relaxing thing you've ever tried. Don't knock it unless you've tried it."
The student from (pick another institution) said "OK, I'll call your bluff" and took the place of the student from (pick your institution) and began jumping up and down saying "42."
The student from (pick your institution) said "no, no, you've got to jump higher and shout louder."
And so the second student jumped real high and shouted real loud.
The student from (pick your institution) pulled the manhole cover away and the second student fell down the manhole. The student from (pick your institution) put the manhole cover back and began jumping up and down on it shouting "43."
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posted on
10/31/2005 8:27:45 AM PST
by
Phsstpok
(There are lies, damned lies, statistics and presentation graphics, in descending order of truth)
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