[LongElegantLegs]

Certainly not the sharpest knife in the basket...

[csvset]

C'mon, the guy just exudes intelligence. /s

[Brainhose]

He's definitely a few sandwiches shy of an elevator
and his picnic doesn't go all the way to the top either. :)

This is just as bad if not worse than the idiots who write their holdup notes on the back of their own deposit slips.