Posted on 09/08/2005 6:50:21 AM PDT by chambley1
BULLETIN TROPICAL DEPRESSION BLANCO ADVISORY NUMBER 1 NWS TPC/NATIONAL HURRICANE CENTER MIAMI FL 09 AM EDT TUE SEP 08 2005
...NEW TROPICAL DEPRESSION BLANCO HUDDLED IN BATON ROUGE, LA... EXPECTED BY THE START OF THE RUSH LIMBAUGH SHOW TO BECOME A TROPICAL STORM ...
AT 09 AM EDT....A TROPICAL STORM WARNING HAS BEEN ISSUED FOR ALL EAST COAST MAINSTREAM MEDIA ELITIST ENCLAVES INCLUDING REPORTERS VACATIONING ON FIRE ISLAND...AND THE GOVERNMENT OF THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF SAN FRANCISCO.
A TROPICAL STORM WARNING MEANS THAT TRUTHFUL CONDITIONS, REPLACING THOSE OF DENIAL, ARE EXPECTED WITHIN THE WARNING AREA WITHIN THE NEXT 24 HOURS.
FOR HONEST STORM INFORMATION OUTSIDE OF WARNING AREAS...INCLUDING POSSIBLE RECALL OF THE ELECTED LIARS INVOLVED..PLEASE MONITOR PRODUCTS ISSUED BY FREEREPUBLIC.COM OR SENIOR FORECASTER BRIT HUME.
AT 09 AM EDT.....THE CENTER OF TROPICAL DEPRESSION BLANCO WAS LOCATED IN THE WOMENS RESTROOM ON THE THIRD FLOOR OF THE LA STATEHOUSE IN BATON ROUGE NEAR LATITUDE 26.5 NORTH...LONGITUDE 78.6 WEST OR ABOUT 12 FEET FROM THE MENS RESTROOM WHERE JAMES LEE WITT IS SECRETLY LEAKING MISINFORMATION TO PAUL KRUGMAN OF THE NEW YORK TIMES.
THE DEPRESSION IS STATIONARY BUT CONTINUED MOVEMENT TO THE LEFT SHOULD BEGIN LATER TODAY.
MAXIMUM SUSTAINED WINDS ARE NEAR 03 MPH...WHEN INTERVIEWED BY CNN’S LARRY KING ...WITH HIGHER GUSTS TO 100 MPH WHEN MENTIONED ON SPECIAL REPORT WITH FORECASTER BRIT HUME. THE DEPRESSION WILL BECOME A TROPICAL STORM TONIGHT. A RECONNAISSANCE PLANE PILOTED BY MAJOR GARRETT IS SCHEDULED TO INVESTIGATE THE DEPRESSION AGAIN LATER TODAY.
ESTIMATED MINIMUM CENTRAL BLOOD PRESSURE IS 1007 MB...29.74 INCHES.
DENIAL ACCUMULATIONS OF 5 TO 10 INCHES...WITH ISOLATED HIGHER AMOUNTS OF 15 INCHES CAN BE EXPECTED IN PORTIONS OF THE MAINSTREAM MEDIA.
FORECASTER MAJOR GARRETT
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The Houston Chronicle has an excellent article outlining the failures of Local New Orlan's and Louisiana politicians during Hurricane Katrina. It even includes a picture of the unused buses. You may find the article here: http://www.chron.com/cs/CDA/ssistory.mpl/special/05/katrina/3344347
Funny!
LOL
Brilliant!
That was great
The MSM is going to be enveloped by the storm soon.
LMAO! BTTT
I think, unfortunately, that Gov. Blanco and the mayor will escape the blame they so richly deserve since the mainstream media is trying to put it all on President Bush.
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