Posted on 07/20/2005 1:31:56 PM PDT by NRA1995
Right now, I’m sitting on my back deck smoking a Cuban Montecristo #2. Some call it breaking the law. But since the U.S. Army rejected my offer to go to Iraq to serve as an army sniper, the least I can do is help the troops by burning valuable enemy crops.
After I finish this 52-ring by 6 1/8” figurado (and dispose of the evidence in my American-made toilet), I plan to watch that tape of Castro falling down the steps and busting his communist fanny on international television. The tape only runs about 30 seconds, butt (sorry) it is my favorite action movie, by far.
My new policy of smoking a great cigar every time a pinko commie makes an ass of himself (or herself) is going to require a whole new set of cigar recommendations. Well, here goes:
The Ashton Heritage Puro Sol Belicoso #2 is a great cigar with a Cameroon wrapper that rivals the Fuente Hemingway Classic. Though only 4 7/8” by 49, it is well worth the $8.25 retail price. It is an elegant cigar with excellent construction.
I plan to smoke this Ashton to celebrate the recent failed censorship effort of bird-watching leftist Rita Dean. Rita wrote a nasty letter to my chancellor complaining about a speech I gave on C-SPAN, which criticized (quite irreverently) the campus diversity movement. She was particularly offended when I boasted of my NRA membership on national television.
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Only someone who believes that words mean things.
It is breaking the law. A stupid law, but a law nonetheless.
Personally, I think we should drop the silly embargo. See how Castro deals with an influx of American tourists - that'll open his society pretty quickly. Clamped down control only strengthens his position.
An embargo wouldn't work for China, why the heck to we think it'll work for Cuba?
every dollar you bring in goes straight to fidel..good thinking.
Personally I don't smoke Cubans unless given to me as gifts, I'm lucky I can afford Dominican or Nicaraguan; so you need to write a letter to the author, not to me. On the other hand, I do not choose to boycott blindly like some liberal twit if I truly like something. On ANOTHER level, one of the quickest ways to piss off a liberal is to light ANY cigar near them.
So why aren't we blockading Red China? Why is it that sometimes we think freedom comes only through exposure to it, and sometimes we think freedom comes only when we withhold it?
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