[The Other Harry]

Your porch may be private property, but if you stand out there naked, you would be arrested for public exposure.

I also sit out my *back* porch naked sometimes. None of their business.

[exile]

"I also sit out my *back* porch naked sometimes. None of their business."

I know you don't want a lecture, so I won't give you one. I quit drinking 7 years ago and it was one of the best things I ever did.

But, sitting outside naked?!!! WTF! That's just creepy.