Lindsay Lohan Replaces Scarlett Johansson in 'Mission Impossible 3'

KISS 102.7 FM & Defamer.com ^ | 5/16/04 | Ryan Seacrest

[gopwinsin04]

In a radio interview with LA's 102.7 KISS-FM immediately following her performance at The Anaheim Angels stadium, Lindsay let the news slip that she will be going to China soon to film a BIG movie.

'What movie? Can you answer that,' said the radio guy immediately as she was still wet from sweat and dripping from the stage.

'Mission Impossible 3. You're the first ones I've told. '

Did the intense pressure of badly lip synching through a set in the California sun cause her to hallucinate the biggest role of her life?

Or has Tom Cruise already tired of despoiling 'America's Former Sweeteart' Katie Holmes, and realized that even a bigger publicity bonanza awaits if he can rehab the image Hollywood's Favorite Wild Child and plug her into his delayed action franchise.

Rumours, creepy photo ops and profound psychological damage all developing...

[gopwinsin04]

Cruise/Wagner have really gone off the deep end this time, even they can't make her an action actress!

This has the look of Denise Richards as a Bond girl written all over it.

[TheBigB]

as she was still wet from sweat and dripping from the stage.

Um...

I'll be...right...back...

[Borges]

Scarlett Johannasen is as wooden as they come. I don't what got people thinking she's any sort of thespian.

[Xenalyte]

There was a Mission Impossible 2?

[gopwinsin04]

I guess Lindsay must have done well with the stunts in the Herbie movie if she got hired for this one...

[Rutles4Ever]

I don't recall the rules being changed here, does anyone else?

[KC_Conspirator]

Scarlett Johannson is a liberal mind full of mush, alrfeady well versed in idiotic anti-Bush and anti-American politics. That is why she is skyrocketing to the to the top because her acting is WAY overrated.

Give me Lohan anytime.

[thegreatbeast]

Is this Ryan Seacrest's real job? Did he have it before Idol?

[gopwinsin04]

Actually John Woo directed MI2 with Cruise/Thandie Newton, and it wasn't half bad.

[Nam Vet]

That exact same thought occured to me also.

Nam Vet

[Williams]

I must not be hip enough to understand the direction this article is coming from. Johannsen certainl was a turn on in The Pearl earring. That she's a liberal idiot doesn't surprise me.

[ctlpdad]

Why was she dripping from the stage?

[what's up]

I prefer Lesley Anne Warren.

[in hoc signo vinces]

Nothing wrong with Denise Richards....man...that's some talent!

[gopwinsin04]

Ryan still does the 5:30AM-10 shift after his syndicated TV show got cancelled.

[Xenalyte]

Liar. If it had Tom Cruise in it, it was at LEAST half-bad. Very likely more.

[Modernman]

Without rules, we are no better than animals.

[andyk]

Who's Lindsay Lohan?

[Cousin Eddie]

Mission Impossible 1 was so incredibly horrendous that I saved my money and skipped #2, as I will also do with #s 3, 4, 5, etc.

[msjhall]

'There was a Mission Impossible 2?'

It was terrible.