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I'm speachless......
1 posted on 03/20/2005 9:20:49 PM PST by festus
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I wonder if there's a chewing gum for my male equipment.. If so, I'm ready for a chew.


3 posted on 03/20/2005 9:22:50 PM PST by Chuzzlewit
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No pictures?


4 posted on 03/20/2005 9:23:02 PM PST by Moral Hazard (I'm an atheist gamer. I don't believe in God Mode.)
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You can also enhance breast size by rubbing toilet paper between them. ;-)


5 posted on 03/20/2005 9:24:13 PM PST by RPTMS
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So that's why they call it "Hubba Bubba"


6 posted on 03/20/2005 9:24:18 PM PST by RightWingAtheist (Creationism is not conservative!)
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I love women with fresh breasts...I mean breath. Go Wrigley Spearmint!
9 posted on 03/20/2005 9:27:26 PM PST by endthematrix (Declare 2005 as the year the battle for freedom from tax slavery!)
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A chewing gum which the makers say can help enhance the size, shape and tone of the breasts has proved to be a big hit in Japan.

One would laughingly think so :p

13 posted on 03/20/2005 9:55:34 PM PST by MacDorcha ("You can't reverse engineer something that was not engineered to begin with")
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This thread is udderly rediculous.


15 posted on 03/21/2005 6:45:03 AM PST by KeyesPlease
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Double your pleasure, double your fun...


16 posted on 03/21/2005 6:49:18 AM PST by Ol' Sox
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There's an old Firesign Theater video with an ad for a gum called Boobie Chew.

The jingle went something like:

Chew chew Boobie Chew. It will grow on you.

Then at the end of the commercial, they mention a product for guys that grows something else.


17 posted on 03/21/2005 8:13:17 AM PST by Duke Nukum (King had to write, to sing the song of Gan. And I had to read. How else could Roland find the Tower?)
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Chewing gum can 'enhance breasts'

Depends where you stick the gum.

18 posted on 03/21/2005 8:33:38 AM PST by PBRSTREETGANG
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21 posted on 03/21/2005 8:59:43 AM PST by RedBloodedAmerican
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'B2Up'

I guess the names 'Doublemint', 'Extra' and 'Bazooka' were already taken


24 posted on 03/21/2005 9:21:22 AM PST by kidd
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Hmmm. Popping set of pups


25 posted on 03/21/2005 9:24:01 AM PST by csvset
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Japanese develop chewing gum that can 'enhance breasts'
BBC News Online
Posted on 03/18/2005 8:08:53 AM PST by tear_down_this_wall
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/chat/1365482/posts


26 posted on 03/21/2005 10:38:20 AM PST by SunkenCiv (last updated my FreeRepublic profile on Sunday, March 13, 2005.)
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