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[Mullet Hairstyle] Short in front, long in back, cool all over
The Baltimore Sune ^
| March 6, 2005
| Rob Hiasson
Posted on 03/08/2005 1:08:17 PM PST by Albion Wilde
Love it or hate it, you have to admit: A mullet hairstyle is distinctive
There are two kinds of people in this country, and forget that blue-state, red-state thing. You're either for a mullet or against a mullet.
What's a mullet? Do not mock us. Yes, a mullet is a spiny-finned, feeble-toothed fish, but we all know it's so much more. A mullet is a hairstyle characterized by the hair cut short in front and on the sides but kept long down the back.
It's not a cutting-edge style. But recently, the mullet has re-emerged as a pop culture object of praise and derision. There are "Fear the Mullet" and "Got Mullet?" T-shirts, mullet books, movies and TV shows, mullet contests, calendars, poetry and wigs and a disturbing number of mullet Web sites.
There is a growing body of mullet haiku, as there should be. One sample: .....
(Excerpt) Read more at baltimoresun.com ...
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It's a free country, and people should be able to wear their hair any d**n way they want.
To: Albion Wilde
(sigh) When is the wheel going to stop on my number again? When is it going to be fashionable to look "normal" again? Oh well, I guess I'll remain a freak for now.
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posted on
03/08/2005 1:10:48 PM PST
by
Jaysun
(Ask me for a free "Insomnia for Beginners" guide.)
To: Albion Wilde
Love it or hate it, you have to admit: A mullet hairstyle is distinctive Yeah, well, so is this:
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posted on
03/08/2005 1:14:47 PM PST
by
newgeezer
(Just my opinion, of course. Your mileage may vary.)
To: Albion Wilde
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posted on
03/08/2005 1:15:43 PM PST
by
Bushforlife
(I've noticed that everybody that is for abortion has already been born. ~Ronald Reagan)
To: Albion Wilde; martin_fierro
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posted on
03/08/2005 1:16:10 PM PST
by
ambrose
(....)
To: ambrose
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posted on
03/08/2005 1:19:48 PM PST
by
Albion Wilde
(Defending the right to uninhibited hair since 1973)
To: Albion Wilde
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posted on
03/08/2005 1:19:59 PM PST
by
cripplecreek
(I'm apathetic but really don't care.)
To: Albion Wilde
Pardon the typo; it was from the Baltimore Sun, not "Sune"...
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posted on
03/08/2005 1:21:06 PM PST
by
Albion Wilde
(Defending the right to uninhibited hair since 1973)
To: Albion Wilde
And people should also be free to say that stoopid haircuts make regular people look like hideous perverts.
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posted on
03/08/2005 1:22:48 PM PST
by
little jeremiah
(Resisting evil is our duty or we are as responsible as those promoting it)
To: Albion Wilde
And people should also be free to say that stoopid haircuts make regular people look like hideous perverts.
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posted on
03/08/2005 1:22:52 PM PST
by
little jeremiah
(Resisting evil is our duty or we are as responsible as those promoting it)
To: Albion Wilde
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posted on
03/08/2005 1:23:11 PM PST
by
newgeezer
(Just my opinion, of course. Your mileage may vary.)
To: cripplecreek
Looks like one of those bald heads in a plastic case with metal filings and the magnet wand 50s parents used to give the kids for long car trips....
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posted on
03/08/2005 1:23:41 PM PST
by
Albion Wilde
(Defending the right to uninhibited hair since 1973)
To: Albion Wilde
MulletsGalore.com should disabuse most everybody of the idea that a Mullet is anything other than a bad thing....
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posted on
03/08/2005 1:24:54 PM PST
by
r9etb
To: newgeezer
Combovers -- hilarious! Just think, Donald Trump once had the combover AND the length in back!
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posted on
03/08/2005 1:25:28 PM PST
by
Albion Wilde
(Defending the right to uninhibited hair since 1973)
To: Albion Wilde
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posted on
03/08/2005 1:27:38 PM PST
by
bikepacker67
("Donovan McNabb... I can't HEAR YOU" < / Who's your Mommy>)
To: ambrose
Official hairstyle of the darwin award entrants.
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posted on
03/08/2005 1:29:04 PM PST
by
cripplecreek
(I'm apathetic but really don't care.)
To: Albion Wilde
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posted on
03/08/2005 1:30:50 PM PST
by
smith288
(Im too good for a tagline)
To: cripplecreek
"Official hairstyle of the darwin award entrants."
Yeah, well, at least he is only lighting an external gas source. It could have been worse.
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posted on
03/08/2005 1:33:02 PM PST
by
Albion Wilde
(Defending the right to uninhibited hair since 1973)
To: Albion Wilde
Theres a beer between his knees, a can of Lysol in hand and a microwave near by. All the fixins fer touble.
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posted on
03/08/2005 1:36:17 PM PST
by
cripplecreek
(I'm apathetic but really don't care.)
To: Albion Wilde
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posted on
03/08/2005 1:36:32 PM PST
by
Fintan
(A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. - Groucho Marx)
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