Posted on 02/09/2005 10:15:10 PM PST by ambrose
Woman tears off ex's testicle in party rage
February 10, 2005 - 3:19PM
A British woman tore off her ex-lover's testicle when he rejected her advances at the end of a drunken house party.
Amanda Monti, 24, of Birkenhead in Merseyside, flew into a rage and yanked off Geoffrey Jones' left testicle.
It was later handed back to him by a friend saying: "That's yours", Liverpool Crown Court heard.
Jones ended his relationship with Monti last May, but they remained on good terms, the court was told when Monti pleaded guilty to wounding last month.
They went to a party together on May 30, then for drinks with friends at Jones' house.
As the night wound down, Monti told Jones she wanted to discuss their relationship and offered him sex.
When he refused, she grabbed his face and a struggle ensued.
Monti was knocked to the floor, from where she pulled down Jones's shorts.
In a statement, he said: "I was left standing in my underpants. She was still lying on the floor.
"Suddenly she grabbed my genitals and pulled hard. That caused my underpants to come off and I found I was completely naked and in excruciating pain."
Advertisement AdvertisementReferring to his friend Danny McDonagh, who was sleeping at the house after the party, he said: "I believe Danny walked out shortly afterwards.
"He came into the kitchen and said to me, 'That's yours', and I saw that he was holding one of my testicles in his hand."
Monti initially tried to hide the testicle by putting it in her mouth, but released it. Doctors were unable to re-attach the organ.
Monti was due to be sentenced today.
It's early yet, but that's on my "Quotes of the Year" list.
So9
Some party. dude
Ain't that a bitch.
Boy, I bet he'd give his left nut to have avoided having that happen.
Hell hath no fury like that of a woman scorned....
"I saw that he was holding one of my testicles in his hand."
I'm not a man, but all I can say is...
OUCH!
She's a keeper!
"Monti initially tried to hide the testicle by putting it in her mouth"
I guess she thought he wouldn't notice..
Catch and release. The game wardens will be happy....
I wonder if they would be so quick to publish the name of a woman who suffered sexual mutilation at the hands of a man.
I doubt it.
Is that even possible? Something sounds fishy about this.
Fishy? I'll say! that's one of the most umlikely stories I've ever heard. Hiding the ripped and bloody testicle in her mouth? c'mon now,,,
You owe me a keyboard.
It wasn't me who spit coffee on the board, it was our accountant, she damn near lost control.
You are an evil person.
LMAO
How could she pull off just one? Aren' they sort of a ..... hummmmmm....... package?
OOOOOWWWWWWWW!!!!! That'll leave a mark. Oh, well, put some ice on it.
"man has a very big heart...but there is von sin that he vill not forgeeve. ven a vooman calls a man to her bed and he vill not go! i know becaise a vise old turk told me..."
zorba the greek
nikos
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