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| 2-4-2005
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Posted on 02/04/2005 9:41:38 AM PST by Cowman
The Homeland Security department raised the threat level to magenta today when a milk truck was reported as being driven by a blue, shaggy individual with googly eyes. This individual has reportedly been seen near the Otis Spunkmyer cookie factory.
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KEYWORDS: cookiemonster; huh; humor
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If this is what I think it is it's diabolical.
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posted on
02/04/2005 9:41:38 AM PST
by
Cowman
To: Cowman
Googly eyes? Alan Colmes?
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posted on
02/04/2005 9:42:46 AM PST
by
Tensgrrl
To: Cowman
Why isn't this in Breaking News?
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posted on
02/04/2005 9:42:52 AM PST
by
Lazamataz
(Proudly Posting Without Reading the Article Since 1999!)
To: Cowman
Oh, the horror!
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posted on
02/04/2005 9:43:18 AM PST
by
Viking2002
(Let's get the Insurrection started, already..............)
To: Cowman
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posted on
02/04/2005 9:43:24 AM PST
by
bayourod
(Unless we get over 40% of the Hispanic vote in 2008, President Hillary will take all your guns away.)
To: Cowman
I hope Chertoff comes up with something better than the color code threat chart we have now.
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posted on
02/04/2005 9:43:32 AM PST
by
dilbert80
To: Cowman
What a mooooooooooving story.
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posted on
02/04/2005 9:43:35 AM PST
by
Godzilla
(When you don't know where you're going, any road will take you there.)
To: Cowman
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posted on
02/04/2005 9:43:56 AM PST
by
KarlInOhio
(Blackwell for Governor 2006: hated by the 'Rats, feared by the RINOs.)
To: Cowman
Was it him?
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posted on
02/04/2005 9:43:59 AM PST
by
Shortwave
(Supporting Bush was a duty one owed to the fallen. Now, it is an honor.)
To: Lazamataz
You beat me to it. I was going to say the same exact thing.
To: Cowman
I'd be more concerned if Oscar the Grouch was involved.
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posted on
02/04/2005 9:44:08 AM PST
by
mystery-ak
(Jack's Back)
To: Cowman
To: Tensgrrl
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posted on
02/04/2005 9:45:17 AM PST
by
Shortwave
(Supporting Bush was a duty one owed to the fallen. Now, it is an honor.)
To: Blowtorch
"C" is for cookie, that's good enough for me...(repeat three times)
To: Cowman
being driven by a blue, shaggy individual Ah, a Libertarian.
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posted on
02/04/2005 9:46:02 AM PST
by
Mr. Mojo
To: Cowman
Was it this guy?
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posted on
02/04/2005 9:46:31 AM PST
by
PilloryHillary
(Yes, I was JohnFKerrySucks, but it's time to move on. Pillory Hillary!)
To: Cowman
This report was brought to you by the letters B and S and the number 12.
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posted on
02/04/2005 9:46:53 AM PST
by
Hoodlum91
("Elmo is Death, destroyer of worlds!")
To: Shortwave
Could you bee serious? I couldn't bee-lieve that picture of a grown little man in such a costume. Bee-have. (Oh well, I guess it's bee-nign).
To: Cowman
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posted on
02/04/2005 9:47:44 AM PST
by
granite
(WHY ARE WE IN IRAQ?)
To: Shortwave
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posted on
02/04/2005 9:48:27 AM PST
by
dfwgator
(It's sad that the news media treats Michael Jackson better than our military.)
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