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Posted on 12/14/2004 11:14:29 AM PST by CarolinaGOPer
I live in a college town in North Carolina, and recently I went into a coffee shop to innocently purchase a cup of coffee. What I instead found was a veritable den of sin, filled with Marxists and DemocRATS. To wit:
-The entire place stunk of patchoulli -Patrons were reading 'Tropic of Cancer', 'The Communist Manifesto', and 'Stupid White Men' -- titles that I would never want my good G*d-fearing children getting a hippie's length away from (of course, not a Bible to be found) -Two women were kissing (of course, I could only tell they were women upon further inspection, if you catch my drift; they seemed to be wearing very comfortable shoes) -Someone was actually playing *bongos* in the corner -The combined annual income of the patrons was less than what I paid for my car
Why is it, dear Freepers, that coffeehouses are controlled by these liberals? Why can't family-loving, G*d-fearing, red-blooded Americans simply get a cup of coffee without having our values completely desecrated?!? Are there any conservative coffeehouses, where this ridicuolousness is not tolerated?
The quality of seminar trolls just ain't what it used to be.
The dark glasses are on, and the Death Star is fully operational.
they should have a built-in grinder and I'd get out my credit card.
You want good coffee, try this:
In 12 cup drip percolator pot, fill to 6 cup mark with water.
In filter, put 6 heaping scoops of coffee.
Medium roast works best, just make sure it's a robust blend.
Found a maxwellhouse 'medium roast' that was rather anemic.
Put pinch of salt in filter, about as much as it would take to cover the surface of a dime with one even layer.
This keeps the coffee from tasting burned too quickly, it doesn't age well brewed this way.
Brew, recirculate if need be, usually not.
Add sugar and dairy creamer.
Creamora and coffeemate are not recommended unless you like the heart racing that Ranger Pudding gives.
That, and the nondairy creamer will give you both a headache and a buzz with the coffee.
One thing not mentioned was that they did use non-dairy creamer.
I usually put about 8 spoons of sugar in this stuff, it ends up being like Russian Kava, thick and sweet with that bitter overtone to it.
Oh, and I am NOT responsible for seeming demonic possession of the coffeepot, or the coffeepot ending up acting as if it has been damaged.
Be sure NOT to add creamora or coffeemate to the brew, unless you LIKE ranger pudding style heart racing.
When I brew that stuff for myself, I recirculate the stuff to brew a second time, but that's me for my own personal enjoyment, and it may wreck the coffeepot.
Don't forget the salt, it's important to the finished brew.
Testimonials:
"Switch to decaf? I'm switchin' to crank f[Censored!]s!!!"
"AUUUuuuuuuuuugh! I'm Blind! *unintelligible grunting, growling and screaming* Good stuff!"
"WHAT was in this again?"
A rich elitist grad student, if so.
Ghetto. Got broken into several times, car/house. Oh well. Archaeology jobs don't pay well, which is why I don't do that anymore.
"Bongos! Cool man! *snap* *snap* *snap* *snap* *snap*"
Yeah....DaddyOH....
Because they're the type of people who are willing and feel they have the time to spend three bucks on a cup of frothy milk lightly scented with a bit of overcooked coffee beans. Appearance vs. substance is an ongoing theme on so many levels with leftists. Same reason you see them hanging for hours in Borders Books. They've really got nothing better (that they can think of) to do.
What was your old handle?
Guys, I don't remember my former handle, or I would have used it... what other questions remain unanswered?
AH HA!! Willie Nelson, the leftover hippie - in Austin. At least he has plenty of liberal company here.
I'm just another hapless defense monkey, clinging to the Lab and Air Force. :)
I think I've found part of your problem already.
I have one question remaining. Do you go to A Southern Season? GREAT place!
I don't remember you not being a troll.
I stay out of Dunkies as much as possible. I like my Green Mountain Roasters coffee, and don't want to inflate beyond what I have already.
The people I know who like Dunkies coffee are all severely addicted and will run at 10:00 at night. They all HAVE to have their dunkin donuts fix.
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