Posted on 12/10/2004 11:05:24 AM PST by TheBigB
By request...another OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD! Feel free to vent, post silly jokes, make nonsensical statements, or even IGNORE THIS THREAD. I ask that we all keep our good buddy TomServo in our thoughts, also.
To get things started, a favorite cartoon:
Get ready for the onslaught of people, who make it their life's calling to criticize the content of a person's thread.
Do you still like cheese?
How cool! And daddy even plays with his babies!
A pair of guinea pigs belonging to a new species discovered by two German scientists in Bolivia. The species differs from its cousins by remaining faithful to one partner(AFP/HO)
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Clearly these are not the CLINTON GUINEA PIG variety.....
Oh, goody! I LOVE silly!
A priest, a rabbi, a horse, a giraffe and a drunk walk into a bar. Bartender goes, "What is this, a joke?"
Are they Gaynea Pigs?....
I saw that pic today as well when I followed a link from Drudge.
My only thought, they have gay bars in the Ukraine as well.
Newly-weds paraded nude for not seeking parents' consent
December 10, 2004 -- Asian Sex Gazette (really)
Ranchi - A newly wed man and wife were on Thursday paraded naked for daring to tie the knot last week without the consent of their parents in a village in Khunti subdivision of Jharkhand, according to police sources.
The punishment was given after elders of Manothan village called a social meeting, which objected to the marriage of Bishun and Gyana Kumari, the sources said.
It was decided at the meeting that the couple must be ostracised and then paraded naked, the sources said.
The police after receiving information rescued them near the Manta river bank.
Four elders, Bhadrav Pahan, Birsa Pahan, Somar Pahan and B Pahan were arrested, the sources said.
Do an interpretive dance about Pickett's Charge instead.
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/1284137/posts
Yes, the newlyweds were paraded naked in a town called raunchy.
Yes, always. :)
Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.
"In honor of this holy season," Saint Peter said, "you must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven."
The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. "It represents a candle," he said.
"You may pass through the pearly gates," Saint Peter said.
The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, "They're bells".
Saint Peter said, "you may pass through the pearly gates."
The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.
St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just what do those symbolize?"
The man replied, "They're Carols".
Ouch!
STRANGE ADVENTURES! Home of Detective Star Hawkins! :)
Shania liked to eat the wild meat!
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