Posted on 11/18/2004 6:38:47 PM PST by Ptarmigan
How do you cure a leftist?
Trick question -- right?
I salt mine down and hang them from the back porch for about a week, but everybody has a different method.
I was wondering if leftists can be cured. It seems like it is a mental disorder and disease.
the same way you cure a ham......hang em in a smokehouse
LOL!
Then tell them this is what they do to other people.
Seriously -- the services of a cult deprogramming expert might do the trick. THe leftists mindset is very much akin to cultic.
Deprograming a leftist is out of question. Their mind is so warped from all the brainwashing and drug use.
Stop enabling them on a personal level. When they come to you for help, decline. When they come to you for assistance, decline.
Seems to me that since we are routinely characterized as idiots, morons, neanderthals, etc, how in good conscience can we come to their assist? If anything, we would be more likely to cause them harm rather than help them.
Let them fend for themselves and ultimately take some lumps. I maintain that the average liberal benefits more for their relationships with conservatives, than the average conservative benefits from their relationships with liberals.
Try it - it's fun.
Take 100 socialists and a cannister of Zyklon B, shake, don't stir, and now you're cooking with gas.
I once thought flying planeloads of people into buildings full of people would cure them but I was wrong. Their condition appears to be terminal.
That reminds me..weren't we supposed to get sex if we voted?
If you're into the organic/native american thing,
you can tan them with their own brains, but I prefer
an acid tan if you want to keep the pelt.
Remember to rinse and stretch, rinse and stretch.
As an aside I remember going to a rondesvous and someone
had a nicely done skunk hide that just fit over a Fifth
of whisky, you had to lift the tail to drink.
Real jokers those couriers de bois.
Why cure them? They just walk in circles. Left, Left, Left....
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