Posted on 11/01/2004 9:01:52 PM PST by Agent Smith
Hi Everyone!
Election day is finally here! Praise be to Allah, the all merciful.
There are really only six States in play, IA, WI, and OH for Bush, and NH, MN, PA, for Kerry. Frankly, the rest of you, just don't matter.
I know the talking heads keep talking about Hawaii, but that is just to keep you up late, to see more laxative commercials. Heck, the chances are better that the Red Sox will win the World Series, than Hawaii will vote Republican. Perhaps, you never should say, never.
The bottom line is that Kerry must have Ohio and Wisconsin to win, if Bush wins Pennsylvania it will be all over, and you may go to bed early. The States below, are listed in relative order of strength, highest to weakest, for each candidate. Lets see how I do versus the TV gurus.
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Bush 296 ID WY AK NE ND MT KS AL UT TX IN OK MS SD LA SC TN GA AR NC MO WV VA CO AZ NM NV FL IA WI OH
Kerry 242 DC MA RI NY VT MD IL DE CA CT OR ME WA NJ NH HI MI PA MN
Bush will get MI, MN, and PA
I hope you know your stuff, Agent Smith, or there will be hell to pay on Wednesday.
I'm serious... Don't count NJ out --- they is a powerfully strong vibe up here.
Well, if you are right about NJ, PA will be right behind and I will be asleep by 10PM. Let us hope!
"I will be asleep by 10PM. Let us hope!"
Inshahallah, or whatever.
May God bless America, and in His infinite wisdom grant our beloved W FOUR MORE YEARS!
I am praying, I am really praying for this one.
Thank you Almighty Lord, you granted the Red Sox victory, as you granted it to the NY Rangers, years ago. And the Mets, miracle upon miracle, not once, but twice.
You know we need your indulgence now, God, for we have enemies, evildoers, who would cheerfully kill us all.
This is my sincere prayer, let the American people re-elect this fine man, George W. Bush, to continue to lead us through these difficult times.
And then send us somebody meaner in 2008.
Did Michael Barone ever make any predictions?
Outstanding prayer!
My point exactly! What a wimp!
please don't profane the lord for sports victories.
I think He cares about our President, but not who wins a game.
"please don't profane the lord for sports victories."
I don't get down on my knees to profane the Lord. God listens to our prayers, and sometimes the answer is YES!
God is not mocked, and I do not mock Him.
But I will ask, and He will answer.
I'll be begging for a big indulgence tomorrow, and if you care about this country, so will you.
And if you do care, YOU WILL VOTE, because God helps those who help themselves.
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