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I Have Gas
johniegrad ^
| 10/24/04
| johniegrad
Posted on 10/22/2004 1:23:23 PM PDT by johniegrad
I have become so worried that there will be no space left on this board from all the newbie vanities that it has given me gas.
TOPICS: Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: breakingnews; breakingwind; everythingisvanity; ihavegas; vanityofvanities
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Thank you for your help in advance.
To: johniegrad
Thanks for sharing.
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posted on
10/22/2004 1:24:11 PM PDT
by
nuconvert
(Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.)
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posted on
10/22/2004 1:24:24 PM PDT
by
Michael Goldsberry
(Which part of "Don't Mess With Texas" didn't you get?)
To: johniegrad
Yes, we need more inane vanities condemning inane vanities.
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posted on
10/22/2004 1:24:29 PM PDT
by
counterpunch
(The CouNTeRPuNcH Collection - www.counterpunch.us)
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posted on
10/22/2004 1:24:48 PM PDT
by
Pete
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posted on
10/22/2004 1:24:59 PM PDT
by
Tijeras_Slim
(I want to have fanatical henchmen when I grow up.)
To: johniegrad
10 .. 9 .. 8 .. 7.. 6.. 5.. 4.. 3.. 2.. 1.. GONE!
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posted on
10/22/2004 1:25:11 PM PDT
by
devane617
To: johniegrad
To: johniegrad; Darksheare; TheBigB; annyokie
Deserving of an "unnnngh..."
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posted on
10/22/2004 1:25:22 PM PDT
by
sam_whiskey
(Peace through Strength)
To: johniegrad
Unngh..
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posted on
10/22/2004 1:25:42 PM PDT
by
B Knotts
("John Kerry, who says he doesn't like outsourcing, wants to outsource our national security.")
To: johniegrad
All is vanity, saith the preacher.
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posted on
10/22/2004 1:25:55 PM PDT
by
rhema
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posted on
10/22/2004 1:26:22 PM PDT
by
nuconvert
(Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.)
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posted on
10/22/2004 1:26:23 PM PDT
by
theFIRMbss
(Vanity, Vanity, all is Vanity . . .)
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posted on
10/22/2004 1:26:30 PM PDT
by
Howlin
(Bush has claimed two things which Democrats believe they own by right: the presidency & the future)
To: johniegrad
I filled up today at $1.989 a gallon. Bummer.
To: johniegrad
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posted on
10/22/2004 1:26:35 PM PDT
by
Bogey78O
(John Kerry: Better than Ted Kennedy!)
To: johniegrad
Now in new, pleasant tasting CHERRY flavor!
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posted on
10/22/2004 1:26:36 PM PDT
by
mhking
(Does John Kerry always speak with exclamation points?)
To: johniegrad
Take in a deep breath and get somebody to pull your finger. You will be just fine.
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posted on
10/22/2004 1:26:44 PM PDT
by
BobS
To: johniegrad
Put about 3ft of garden hose up your butt and have a pilot light at the other end. Will provide easy gas release w/o the smell. I have a patent on this so don't even think about it.
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posted on
10/22/2004 1:26:45 PM PDT
by
mlbford2
("Never wrestle with a pig; you can't win, you just get filthy, and the pig loves it...")
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