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I Have Gas
johniegrad ^ | 10/24/04 | johniegrad

Posted on 10/22/2004 1:23:23 PM PDT by johniegrad

I have become so worried that there will be no space left on this board from all the newbie vanities that it has given me gas.


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KEYWORDS: breakingnews; breakingwind; everythingisvanity; ihavegas; vanityofvanities
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Thank you for your help in advance.
1 posted on 10/22/2004 1:23:26 PM PDT by johniegrad
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Thanks for sharing.
2 posted on 10/22/2004 1:24:05 PM PDT by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (Pobody's Nerfect)
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LOL !


3 posted on 10/22/2004 1:24:11 PM PDT by nuconvert (Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.)
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Lovely.


4 posted on 10/22/2004 1:24:24 PM PDT by Michael Goldsberry (Which part of "Don't Mess With Texas" didn't you get?)
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Yes, we need more inane vanities condemning inane vanities.


5 posted on 10/22/2004 1:24:29 PM PDT by counterpunch (The CouNTeRPuNcH Collection - www.counterpunch.us)
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Lucky, lucky you.


6 posted on 10/22/2004 1:24:48 PM PDT by Pete
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7 posted on 10/22/2004 1:24:59 PM PDT by Tijeras_Slim (I want to have fanatical henchmen when I grow up.)
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10 .. 9 .. 8 .. 7.. 6.. 5.. 4.. 3.. 2.. 1.. GONE!


8 posted on 10/22/2004 1:25:11 PM PDT by devane617
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Too much information.


9 posted on 10/22/2004 1:25:20 PM PDT by MisterRepublican
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To: johniegrad; Darksheare; TheBigB; annyokie

Deserving of an "unnnngh..."


10 posted on 10/22/2004 1:25:22 PM PDT by sam_whiskey (Peace through Strength)
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Unngh..
11 posted on 10/22/2004 1:25:42 PM PDT by B Knotts ("John Kerry, who says he doesn't like outsourcing, wants to outsource our national security.")
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All is vanity, saith the preacher.


12 posted on 10/22/2004 1:25:55 PM PDT by rhema
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Do you like pie?


13 posted on 10/22/2004 1:26:22 PM PDT by nuconvert (Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.)
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14 posted on 10/22/2004 1:26:23 PM PDT by theFIRMbss (Vanity, Vanity, all is Vanity . . .)
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This man agrees with you:

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/1232125/posts


15 posted on 10/22/2004 1:26:30 PM PDT by Howlin (Bush has claimed two things which Democrats believe they own by right: the presidency & the future)
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I filled up today at $1.989 a gallon. Bummer.


16 posted on 10/22/2004 1:26:30 PM PDT by mountaineer
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Already posted here:
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1253806/posts


17 posted on 10/22/2004 1:26:35 PM PDT by Bogey78O (John Kerry: Better than Ted Kennedy!)
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Now in new, pleasant tasting CHERRY flavor!
18 posted on 10/22/2004 1:26:36 PM PDT by mhking (Does John Kerry always speak with exclamation points?)
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Take in a deep breath and get somebody to pull your finger. You will be just fine.


19 posted on 10/22/2004 1:26:44 PM PDT by BobS
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Put about 3ft of garden hose up your butt and have a pilot light at the other end. Will provide easy gas release w/o the smell. I have a patent on this so don't even think about it.


20 posted on 10/22/2004 1:26:45 PM PDT by mlbford2 ("Never wrestle with a pig; you can't win, you just get filthy, and the pig loves it...")
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