Posted on 09/23/2004 7:43:43 AM PDT by Slip18
In order that we might all raise the level of discourse and expand our language abilities, here is the daily post of “word for the day”. Rules: Everyone must leave a post using the “word of the day”; in a sentence. The sentence must, in some way, relate to the news of the day. The Review threads are linked for your edification. ;-) Practice makes perfect.....post on....
Subbie Slip has her whip, handcuffs and legcuffs today. Word is around that Sea Dragon has new handcuffs, so all y’alls behave yourselves, ya hear?
The rest of the stuff is locked up in my drawer.
Maiden noun:
1) Maid, virgin
2) Archaic: Former Scottish beheading device resembling a guillotine
3) A mare, stallion or gelding that has never won a race
You should have that as your tag line, Laura.
Hiya, W! A+ for you. I love the Frenchie Jack in the Box commercials. LOL!
Good idea! ;)
Whoooooooooooa, Nellie (maiden horse). Even though you didn't use my WFTD, you made the subbie FEEL. You get an A.
They are gorgeous, aren't they? Did I give you a grade yet? If not, A+ for you, SG.
LOL!
Cyber is taking me to Phoenix now to have my very own Iron Maiden removed. This thing I'm wearing is the Catholic Church's answer to birth control.
I'll bet she has the same metabolism rate as Gabz. LOL!
I'll think of something.
Good luck!!
Hi Doug, heard you talking to Hewitt again yesterday.
ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!
But I would have ignored the margaritas and scarfed up the food. I LOVE Mexican food!!!!!!!!
Hubby doesn't know it yet - but that's what I want for my b'day dinner tomorrow!!!
There's a great little place on the way home from where I plan to do my afternoon imbibing tomorrow..............they make their tortillas on the premises and they have the greatest salsa verde I have ever tasted!!!!
:^O
(Think "Beverly Hillbillies" theme song)
Come and listen to my story 'bout a man named Dan,
The documents were fake and he didn't give a damn;
He put 'em on the air, an' he thought he'd done the job,
But up from the web come a howlin' mob.
Blogs, that is.
Web logs.
Checkin' facts.
Well, the first thing you know ol' Dan's a-runnin' fast;
Made a false report an' it bit him in the ass;
He said 'dog-gonnit, I done thought I'd get away!'
But it turned out to be his a-reckonin' day.
Busted, that is.
Red-faced.
Mud in the eye.
Well, now it's time to say goodbye to Dan and all his men;
And they would like to shoot you folks for turnin' them in;
You're all invited back next week to watch the Evening News,
And see which correspondent's picked to fill Dan's empty shoes.
Y'all come back, now, hear?
That's great!!!!!!!!!
I love that!
Home at last, and finished with the painting job, so I can get paid for it tomorrow-
Ketchup appears to be going psychotic
And methodically sinking his career-
Tells us that Prime Minister Allawi says
Only what W wants us to hear
Someone must have ordered the poodle
Some more koolaid for him to drink
Or maybe a fancy, brand new bong
So he can just talk and not have to think
If he ever comes back to reality
He's likely to have quite a bruise
Caused by running his party's ship aground
On his Tahrayzza financed maiden cruise
hahahahaaaaa! That is a great play with Dan Rather Doc Scandal
to the "Beverly Hillbillies" theme song!
It'll be in your email.
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