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cBS/Rathergate Limerick Thread
talleyman | 9/16/04 | talleyman

Posted on 09/16/2004 6:49:28 AM PDT by talleyman

For those so inclined. Feel free to join in.

A document expert who isn't
Verified a memo he didn't.
Now all eyes can see
the "BS" in "C",
As we bid the fraud network "Good riddance!"


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KEYWORDS: cbs; cbslies; fraudcastmedia; msm; partisanpress; rathergate
copy to FCC...
1 posted on 09/16/2004 6:49:33 AM PDT by talleyman
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To: talleyman

Sorry for the headline tag problems.
("Courage, Tiepo - this magic omelet will protect you!")


2 posted on 09/16/2004 6:51:18 AM PDT by talleyman (Dan Rather is the love child of Josef Stalin & Matta Hari and James Carville is a space alien - E.T.)
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To: talleyman
Ahh, so easy...

There once was a newsman named Rather
who reported the dirt he could gather
He conspired with Bill Burkett
and said he would work it
But alas it turned out to be blather.

3 posted on 09/16/2004 6:53:13 AM PDT by r9etb
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To: admin
Hate to trouble you, but if you have the time, could you repair my title line faux pas? (I'm so embarrassed...)
4 posted on 09/16/2004 6:54:21 AM PDT by talleyman (Dan Rather is the love child of Josef Stalin & Matta Hari and James Carville is a space alien - E.T.)
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To: talleyman
Are we accepting haiku as well?

Used forged documents
Now rationalizing as
"Fake but accurate"

5 posted on 09/16/2004 6:56:24 AM PDT by kevkrom (My handle is "kevkrom", and I approved this post.)
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To: talleyman

bump


6 posted on 09/16/2004 6:59:06 AM PDT by RippleFire ("It was just a scratch")
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To: talleyman; dighton
There once was a newsman named Daniel
Who looks like a worn-out old spaniel
When I'm eating my supper
My food wants to come upper
Thank God I can still change the channiel

Leni

7 posted on 09/16/2004 7:04:50 AM PDT by MinuteGal
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To: talleyman
There once was a dude named Dan Rather
Who whipped himself into a lather
With forged docs that tanked
His credibility stank
But his mouth continued to blather.
8 posted on 09/16/2004 7:14:52 AM PDT by aruanan
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To: aruanan
The notes CBS bought for a buck,
had a Kinkos stamp by luck,
Rathers said "I'll admit,
I am a DNC twit,
and I'll never climb out of the muck".
 
(Somebody on FR thought I was going for the cheap rhyme) 
 

9 posted on 09/16/2004 7:26:07 AM PDT by Lokibob (All typos and spelling errors are mine and copyrighted!!!!)
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To: talleyman

Kerry has a new plan
forgeries with anchorman Dan
trashing the Guard
should of stuck with the race card
now Hillary's the new man!


10 posted on 09/16/2004 8:23:13 AM PDT by lyingisbetter ("Let's wait Kerry" or Let's go Bush")
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To: talleyman

Fax# (212) 975-1998

11 posted on 09/16/2004 10:01:24 AM PDT by Paleo Conservative (What's the frequency Kenneth?)
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To: talleyman
My baloney has a first name... it's D-A-N-N-Y... my baloney has a second name... it's R-A-T-H-E-R
12 posted on 09/16/2004 10:07:05 AM PDT by johnny7 (“Kill'em... kill'em all!” -'Stonewall' Jackson)
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To: johnny7
My baloney has a first name... it's D-A-N-N-Y... my baloney has a second name... it's R-A-T-H-E-R

LMAO! (You owe me a keyboard...)

13 posted on 09/16/2004 10:45:21 AM PDT by talleyman (Dan Rather is the love child of Josef Stalin & Matta Hari and James Carville is a space alien - E.T.)
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To: talleyman

There once was a loser named Dan,
Who found that he could make people believe he was a fair reporter,
But then he did something stupid,
And pulled a rhinoceros out of his keister,
And everyone beat his head against the wall until they got tired of the wet squishy sound it made.


14 posted on 09/16/2004 10:49:52 AM PDT by paulklenk (FOUR MORE WARS!)
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To: Lokibob
and I'll never climb out of the muck".

and a thoroughly subverted numb-____.
15 posted on 09/16/2004 11:14:49 AM PDT by aruanan
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To: MinuteGal

LOL You've got my vote!


16 posted on 09/16/2004 9:11:28 PM PDT by practicalmom (And you should be required to turn in your "O")
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