[aruanan]

There once was a dude named Dan Rather
Who whipped himself into a lather
With forged docs that tanked
His credibility stank
But his mouth continued to blather.

[Lokibob]

The notes CBS bought for a buck,

had a Kinkos stamp by luck,

Rathers said "I'll admit,

I am a DNC twit,

and I'll never climb out of the muck".

 

(Somebody on FR thought I was going for the cheap rhyme)