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How to start each day with a positive outlook
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Posted on 09/15/2004 2:05:01 PM PDT by MD_Willington_1976

How to start each day with a positive outlook :

1. Create a new file on your PC.

2. Name it "John Kerry."

3. Send it to the trash/recycling bin.

4. Empty the trash/recycling bin.

5. Your PC will ask you, "do you really want to get rid of John Kerry?"

6. Answer calmly, "yes," and press the mouse button firmly

7. Feel better.....


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1 posted on 09/15/2004 2:05:09 PM PDT by MD_Willington_1976
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To: MD_Willington_1976

Got this in an email from a buddy in Canada..made me grin, so I thought I'd share it here !

MD


2 posted on 09/15/2004 2:08:35 PM PDT by MD_Willington_1976
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To: MD_Willington_1976

I take this approach.

3 posted on 09/15/2004 2:11:10 PM PDT by Shryke (Never retreat. Never explain. Get it done and let them howl.)
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To: MD_Willington_1976

I'll start November 2, 2004 by voting for George W. Bush.

Believe me, I'll have a real positive attitude that day...

4 posted on 09/15/2004 2:12:19 PM PDT by Fintan (Oh...am I supposed to read the article???)
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