Taglinus FreeRepublicus - 41st Edition

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Taglinus FreeRepublicus (41st Edition)

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I think, therefore I love America.   ~LurkedLongEnough

All in all, not bad. Not bad at all.    admiralsn, 06/30/04

Irish Alzheimer's victim: I only remember the grudges.    Mike Bates, 06/30/04

I once wanted to be an atheist but I gave it up – they have no holidays. ~Henny Youngman.    mean lunch lady, 06/30/04

Flee the icy Lucifer, oh he's an awful fellow. What a mistake I didn't take a feather from his pillow.    null and void, 06/30/04

I'm here, I'm conservative, if that's queer, you'll just have to live... with it!    KangarooJacqui, 06/30/04

Hey Darksheare, Let's split up, we can do more damage that way.    SAMWolf, 06/30/04

The race of life is run by faith and won by grace.    The Mayor, 06/30/04

Kerry is the punchline to a joke he doesn't even know is funny.    alwaysconservative, 07/01/04

I dated a Liberal once... I left her for my first love.... America! Happy Independence Day!    Americanwolf, 07/01/04

Kerry's PRESENT is enough for me not to vote for him, let alone his PAST.    bitt, 07/01/04

When you bite the hand that feeds you, you eventually run out of food.    Calpernia, 07/01/04

Dude, you made out with your sister. What were you thinking?    CholeraJoe, 07/01/04

We control the horizontal, We control the vertical, too. We're gonna make a couch potato out of you.    CholeraJoe, 07/01/04

Member, Burger-Eating War Monkeys, Rapid Response Digital Brown Shirts, NLC.™    Constitution Day, 07/01/04

To Hillary : We will not bow down to you. . .    cricket, 07/01/04

My computer is suffering from connectile dysfunction!    Darksheare, 07/01/04

There is no help for you, the tagline army marches on! Join us or... Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.    Darksheare, 07/01/04

Money Is The Root Of All Clinton!    End_Clintonism_Now, 07/01/04

As the mountains surround Jerusalem, so the Lord surrounds His people from this time forth & FOREVER.    Esther Ruth, 07/01/04

Understand Evil. Read THE LIFE OF MUHAMMAD free pdf. (See Fred Nerks Freeper page.)    Fred Nerks, 07/01/04

All the iron turns to rust, all the proud men turn to dust.    grellis, 07/01/04

Taglinus FreeRepublicus - 40th Edition Bump!! Post #1163467.    HiJinx, 07/01/04

If you don't stand up for what's RIGHT, you'll settle for what's LEFT.    Hildy, 07/01/04

My Life was Clinton's second choice title, after "I Am God, and You Are All My Subjects." ~AC.    ICX, 07/01/04

What You Think About You Do ... What You Do You Become.    JRPerry, 07/01/04

Why do the same people who think "free trade" is the answer also want less foreign oil dependence?    lewislynn, 07/01/04

Al Qaeda needs to know we are fluent in the "dialogue of bullets."    LiberalBassTurds, 07/01/04

http://www.mikegabbard.com - a REAL conservative running for Congress!    little jeremiah, 07/01/04

Hey, remember when Jim Jeffords actually mattered?    MichiganMan, 07/01/04

ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸¸,this is like liberal logic,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø.    Mr. K, 07/01/04

Rush 30th Anniversary Tour Tickets On Sale Now!    My Favorite Headache, 07/01/04

Kennedy family legacy - can't skipper a boat, can't fly, can't drive, can't ski.    N. Theknow, 07/01/04

Godspeed to the new Iraqi government.    NautiNurse, 07/01/04

Marx and Lenin are speaking from their graves...thru Hillary!    NewLand, 07/01/04

Life is not about how fast you run, or how high you climb, but how well you bounce.    NRA2BFree, 07/01/04

Ordinary people becoming extraordinary people is this country's legacy...and promise.    Osage Orange, 07/01/04

Hillary wants to steal from you "for the common good" (power for her and her cronies, that is.)    petuniasevan, 07/01/04

Heck Is Where People Go Who Don’t Believe In Gosh.    potlatch, 07/01/04

To Engineer is Human, To FReep Devine.    Professional Engineer, 07/01/04

The Army makes the world safe for democracy....The Marines make the world safe for the Army...    Red Badger, 07/01/04

Manos - The Hands Of Fate.    SamAdams76, 07/01/04

Member: International Brotherhood of Tagline Thieves!    SAMWolf, 07/01/04

There's no problem on the inside of a kid that the outside of a dog can't cure.    sinkspur, 07/01/04

Stay quiet and you’ll be OK. ~Muhammad Atta.    snopercod, 07/01/04

F.U. - LONG OVERDUE!! - BUSH/CHENEY '04    soozla, 07/01/04

Save a horse....ride a cowboy!    Sweet_Sunflower29, 07/01/04

Never question the patriotism of Democrats - there's none to question.    talleyman, 07/01/04

Father, grant me the strength to live a life worthy of those who came before me...    Tragically Single, 07/01/04

Democrats and the mainstream press are proud members of the Hussein Clown Posse.    Vision Thing, 07/01/04

Freeping & Nascar >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> How Bad Have You Got It????    WestCoastGal, 07/01/04

Since The Iraq War & Transition Period Began, NORTH KOREA HAS MANUFACTURED [8] NUCLEAR WEAPONS.    AmericanInTokyo, 07/02/04

The Original Grumpy Gen-Xer.    AngryJawa, 07/02/04

Temperance, Fortitude, Prudence, and Justice..    a_Turk, 07/02/04

Michael Moore - An un-American Hatriot.    baseballmom, 07/02/04

Counter offer. All prisoners are to be killed unless he is released.    Bogey78O, 07/02/04

The Clintons are the Demons from Dogpatch. Kerry is the sissy boy from Mass.    buffyt, 07/02/04

Bong Hits, Fraggle Rock Reruns and DU is no way to go through Life..............    cmsgop, 07/02/04

A war mongering, red white and blue, military industrial complex, Al Qaeda incinerating American.    G.Mason, 07/02/04

Conservatives want to make the poor rich; liberals want to make the rich poor.    ICX, 07/02/04

U.S.M.C. 1/5 1st Mar Div. Nam 69&70 Semper Fi http://www.vietnamveteransagainstjohnkerry.com    kellynla, 07/02/04

We've looked for WMD in Iraq for LESS time than Hillary looked for the Rose Law firm billing records.    ken5050, 07/02/04

Democrats - Okay people, but horrible judges of character.    Kerretarded, 07/02/04

Face it. You're just not nuanced enough.    Mad_Tom_Rackham, 07/02/04

John Kerry & Al Gore: Cut from the same tree.    mhking, 07/02/04

Grill a liberal this Fourth of July weekend. They're low-carb.    Moose4, 07/02/04

KERRY: "If at first you don't deceive, lie, lie again!"    nothingnew, 07/02/04

A Google search for: communist manifesto 1963 & muslim manifesto 1990, Will show today’s laws in them.    nw_arizona_granny, 07/02/04

Remember this about Michael Moore: A fool always finds greater fools to admire him.    petuniasevan, 07/02/04

Mohammedanism is an evil empire.    Sabertooth, 07/02/04

Jesus is Coming. Look Busy!    SkyShot, 07/02/04

Orange you glad it's not a lemon?    Tangerine Time Machine, 07/02/04

You've got to saddle up your boys, you've got to draw a hard line.    Texan5, 07/02/04

After 30 years in the Senate, all Kerry has to run on is 4 months of service in Viet Nam.    TomGuy, 07/02/04

If Christians will go to the polls, Kerry cannot win.    TonyInOhio, 07/02/04

Michael Moore-a member of the Coalition of the Wild-Eyed.    WestVirginiaRebel, 07/02/04

Want better gun control? Try eating more carrots.    68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub, 07/03/04

A "blow by blow" account of Clinton's entire miserable existence.    beyond the sea, 07/03/04

What's good for America is bad for liberals.    GLH3IL, 07/03/04

Kerry, who refuses to go to work, "Knows how to put America back to work"!    Gorzaloon, 07/03/04

I'm doin' better than I deserve!    GummyIII, 07/03/04

It is neither compassionate nor conservative to support the expansion of socialism.    k2blader, 07/03/04

I am a Muslim Conservative Republican ... Can You Deal With That?    MAKnight, 07/03/04

When you don't think too good, don't think too much. ~Ted Williams.    mcshot, 07/03/04

Man I'm tired of being right! ~Ace Ventura.    SirLurkedalot, 07/03/04

[w/photo of Bill Clinton in ‘High’ School] HOT SPRINGS: A local high school football game had to be cancelled after this band member snorted up all the white lines on the field...    Slings and Arrows, 07/03/04

White Guccis with no socks do make a rather bold fashion statement: casual, but elegant.    Vigilantcitizen, 07/03/04

Life is simpler when you plow around the stumps.    deport, 07/04/04

Proud to be a Brown Shirted digital First Responder.    ErnBatavia, 07/04/04

Ignorance of the truth is no excuse for stupidity.    Indie, 07/04/04

Knees in the breeze.    martin_fierro, 07/04/04

Wearing Religion on Your Sleeve, DemoRat Style: http://tinyurl.com/yvvmz    ambrose, 07/05/04

The WOT can only be won abroad and can only be lost at home.    blanknoone, 07/05/04

Then I say unto you, send men to summon ... worms. And let us go to Fallujah to collect heads.    Diogenesis, 07/05/04

There's no peace in appeasement.    getitright, 07/05/04

Borders, Language, Culture, Straights - now more than ever.    I_Love_My_Husband, 07/05/04

www.TheUNsucks.com    kcar, 07/05/04

The one who lives for this life only will have eternity to regret it.    The Mayor, 07/05/04

Another John-John going down in flames! -- I was ashamed of this before I was proud of it.    AmishDude, 07/06/04

George W. Bush is a leader and John Kerry is not.    Constitutional Patriot, 07/06/04

Botox/Breck '04 - "better" governring thru chemicals...    Corin Stormhands, 07/06/04

Facts are to the left what garlic is to vampires.    E Rocc, 07/06/04

Amateurs always tell you what they want, but it is the professionals who figure out the logistics.    Fee, 07/06/04

Exaggeration is a billion times worse than understatement.    Graybeard58, 07/06/04

It takes a Kerry to burn a village.    killjoy, 07/06/04

It's MY island :D    kstewskis, 07/06/04

Dual Johns? Twice the Crap.    Petronski, 07/06/04

Starting rumors for terrorist to believe since 1998.    PokeyJoe, 07/06/04

Two Johns don't make a right.    reformed_dem, 07/06/04

Kerry-Edwards 2004-The Animaniacs Ticket: "I'm Yakko, I'm Wakko..." "...I'm cute."    RichInOC, 07/06/04

Embed Michael Moore with the 82nd airborne.    RipSawyer, 07/06/04

We will hunt the terrorists in every dark corner of the earth. We will be relentless. ~GWB.    treeclimber, 07/06/04

Kerry-Edwards: For men and women who vote under the influence of their own estrogen.    Vision Thing, 07/06/04

Clinton's amazing luck regarding the misfortune of others: check profile.    Arthur Wildfire! March, 07/07/04

Liberalism is the societal AIDS virus that thwarts our national defense.    broadsword, 07/07/04

John Edwards is to charisma what John Kerry is to commitment.    Conspiracy Guy, 07/07/04

Concentrated power has always been the enemy of liberty. ~Ronald Reagan.    ellery, 07/07/04

You have everything to fear, including fear itself. - The new DNC slogan.    kb2614, 07/07/04

Tolerance for all liberal democrats!    petuniasevan, 07/07/04

Bush: Leave no child behind. Kerry: Leave no child awake. Edwards: Let no child be born naturally.    T'wit, 07/07/04

Free-traitors steal our jobs for their profit.    XBob, 07/07/04

WE WILL WIN WITH W! ~Isara.    You Dirty Rats, 07/07/04

Wake up America. This is not the time to let democrats tinker with your future!    Baynative, 07/08/04

Kerry, the human downer, knows the words to "optimism" but can't quite get the tune right.    bayourod, 07/08/04

freerepublic.net/ radiofreerepublic.com/rightalk.com...check them out!    Bob J, 07/08/04

Vote John? -- It's Easier Than Fighting Terrorism.    GiveEmDubya, 07/08/04

Flush the Johns in '04.    mykdsmom, 07/08/04

I served in Viet Nam, and we have better hair. ----John F'n Kerry campaign platform.    NautiNurse, 07/08/04

Interests in common are commonly abused.    Old Professer, 07/08/04

Kerry/Edwards: It's the hair, stupid.    onyx, 07/08/04

Awww...Breck Girl Edwards has "better hair"...how politically profound!    petuniasevan, 07/08/04

Be careful -- with quotations, you can damn anything. ~Andre Malraux.    SJackson, 07/08/04

A single death... is a tragedy. A million deaths is a U.N. committee report. ~James Lileks.    Terpfen, 07/08/04

Homeland Security Under Kerry: "I just haven't had the time." [w/Larry King, 7/8/2004]    alancarp, 07/09/04

Liberals: So high and mighty, but much too blind to see.    petuniasevan, 07/09/04

Next time you think nobody cares if you exist just don't pay the IRS!    50 Cal, 07/10/04

Edwards is simply not qualified to be one heartbeat from the presidency.    Aeronaut, 07/10/04

John Kerry and John Edwards....... Two Johns Pimping for the DNC! Thank God for DUBYA!    Americanwolf, 07/10/04

President Reagan gave us back our confidence. We miss you, President Reagan!    AReaganGirl, 07/10/04

The U.S. Senate… perfect experience for joining a country club.    auboy, 07/10/04

A republic, if we can revive it.    BenLurkin, 07/10/04

The Gangsta Spector of Defeat!    Darksheare, 07/10/04

Gen. Karpinski A bullet, A Gun, a Room, her only honorable solution [MP Officer Not.]    dts32041, 07/10/04

I'm not worried about the deficit. It's big enough to take care of itself. ~RWR.    JennysCool, 07/10/04

Leftists don't acknowledge that Reagan won the cold war because they rooted for the other side.    luvbach1, 07/10/04

You hear all the time, "Be more like Jesus." But have you ever heard, "Be more like Muhammed?"    Nakatu X, 07/10/04

Proudly putting panties on liberals' heads since 1994.    NaughtiusMaximus, 07/10/04

Liberal success: Draw a target ring around what you hit.    petuniasevan, 07/10/04

We sleep soundly in our beds because rough men are ready to do violence on our behalf.    Richard Kimball, 07/10/04

Just gag me with a three-skegged surf board. ~Apologies to Bob Hardy Jr.-where ever you are.    S.O.S121.500, 07/10/04

Put ALL islam to the sword and the sword to ALL islam.    S.O.S121.500, 07/10/04

Help Laura beat Tuh-Ray-Za http://scoreboards.hotornot.com/2004electionwives    sharktrager, 07/10/04

Keep whores out of the Whitehouse! Don't elect a couple of "Johns"!!!    SierraWasp, 07/10/04

Dick Cheney can be president. ~GW Bush.    Watery Tart, 07/10/04

@That's My Story, And I'm Sticking To It.com    YaYa123, 07/10/04

@Wilson Is So Toasted.com    YaYa123, 07/10/04

You can't be pro small business and pro trial lawyer at the same time! ~George W. Bush.    EggsAckley, 07/11/04

The DNC version of Batman and Robin: The two a$$ grabbing John/Johns! Yuck!!!    Grampa Dave, 07/11/04

Darn, No good Taglines To Steal!    petuniasevan, 07/11/04

Democrat - Liberalism's ode to P. T. Barnum.    petuniasevan, 07/12/04

We're all DOOOOOOOOMED!!! < /DNC talking points>    Choose Ye This Day, 07/13/04

Kerry/ Edwards- Uncertain Times calls for Uncertain Leadership.    Owl_Eagle, 07/13/04

Twenty-nine Helens agree: Promptness is very important.    Petronski, 07/13/04

Democrats: Bad ideas in search of a big budget.    petuniasevan, 07/13/04

Obi Wana hock a luggi.    Professional Engineer, 07/13/04

Mary Landrieu challenged any Sen/Cong. to prove F-911 wrong this morning on FOX. GOP- get busy.    exhaustedmomma, 07/14/04

Some people can tell time by looking at the sun, but I've never been able to make out the numbers.    nuconvert, 07/14/04

Democrats have what it takes to take all you have.    petuniasevan, 07/14/04

I am stuck on Band-aid, cause Band-aid stuck on me!! [as sung by JF'n K.]    backinthefold, 07/15/04

<a href="http://www.michaelmoore.com" target="_blank">Hatriotism    bad company, 07/15/04

Stop thinking, and end your problems. ~Lao Tzu.    Chad Fairbanks, 07/15/04

Part of the Reagan legacy is to re-elect G.W. Bush.    Mister Baredog, 07/15/04

Democracy can withstand anything except liberal politics.    petuniasevan, 07/15/04

Liberal= in need of therapy, but would rather ruin lives of those less fortunate to feel good.    saveliberty, 07/15/04

Don't hit at all if it is honorably possible to avoid hitting; but never hit softly. ~Teddy Roosevelt.    tx_eggman, 07/15/04

John Kerry, A Little Bit Nutty and a Little Bit Slutty.    fieldmarshaldj, 07/16/04

John Kerry & John Edwards: Political Malpractice.    Howlin, 07/16/04

Democrats love the poor - they have made so many of them.    petuniasevan, 07/16/04

The dentist said my wisdom teeth were retarded.    SAMWolf, 07/16/04

Monthly Donors NEVER need tons click "co-ordinating."    SandyInSeattle, 07/16/04

Moore is so fat that when he hauls a$$ it takes two trips. ~tractorman!    Arpege92, 07/17/04

Wedding cake - the female equivalent to saltpeter!    DakotaGator, 07/17/04

Choose God, he has already chosen you.    Gerish, 07/17/04

I'm on the Mark Steyn Ping List! I'm somebody!    hattend, 07/17/04

Do Chernobyl restaurants serve Curied chicken?    Jeff Chandler, 07/17/04

I will NEVER EVER turn America's National Security Interests over to Foreign Leaders! ~G. W.    TexasTransplant, 07/17/04

Kerry Lied.    Viet-Boat-Rider, 07/17/04

Liberals are the real Mind-Numbed Robots - No Brains, No Guts, No Character...Just hate.    el_texicano, 07/18/04

al Queery is George $oreA$$'s Manchurian Candidate. Elect al Queery, and the UN rules us!    Grampa Dave, 07/18/04

I have to say that John Edwards is very beautiful. ~Teresa Heinz Kerry.    Grampa Dave, 07/18/04

The United States is, by far, the COOLEST country to live in - EVER!    Libloather, 07/18/04

Who authorized Kerry's Purple Hearts?    AGreatPer, 07/19/04

Begin With The End In Mind -- Long time caller, first time listener.    bwteim, 07/19/04

I speak Spanish to God, French to women, English to men, and Japanese to my horse. ~Buckaroo Banzai.    Colonel_Flagg, 07/19/04

Show compassion, club a baby troll today!    Darksheare, 07/19/04

Canadia = land of nothing.    eleven_eleven, 07/19/04

Re-elect Bush - because Kerry just doesn't have the time.    EllaMinnow, 07/19/04

John Kerry does not want to lead this country, he wants to be president.    EQAndyBuzz, 07/19/04

Righteousness exalts a nation. ~Prov. 14:34.    exit82, 07/19/04

Once a liberal and victim of all the spin. Ask me to interpret.    Fishtalk, 07/19/04

Ignorance is king. Many would not prosper by its abdication.    Gefreiter, 07/19/04

If the Rapture is coming, should I insist on a non-Christian pilot?    Half Vast Conspiracy, 07/19/04

There are two Americas, unfortunately for Edwards, neither one voted for him. ~Conan O'Brien.    Lurking in Kansas, 07/19/04

Ham on wry.    martin_fierro, 07/19/04

Democrats: They love to lie -- and it shows!    petuniasevan, 07/19/04

Wake me up when my 15 minutes of fame starts, so I can call my wife and let her know.    Red Badger, 07/19/04

I am a Vietnam Vet. I have been accused of war crimes by the ADMITTED WAR CRIMINAL Kerry.    RetiredArmy, 07/19/04

Rat line = Routes that foreign fighters use to enter Iraq.    rudypoot, 07/19/04

Kerry plans to graff post-Vietnam policy on Iraq: Cut funding and let the Syrian Baathists take over.    TeleStraightShooter, 07/19/04

By one Man’s obedience many will be made righteous.    The Mayor, 07/19/04

America is too great for small dreams. ~Ronald Wilson Reagan.    theophilusscribe, 07/19/04

Never criticize a man until you've walked a mile in his pants.    VoiceOfBruck, 07/19/04

I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.    woofie, 07/19/04

@Kerry = He's Just A Gigolo.com    YaYa123, 07/19/04

Dewey, Dickya and Howe....Kerrys new ticket : )))    alisasny, 07/20/04

Kerry votes against what he believes because he doesn't believe in believing his beliefs. ~Steyn.    alwaysconservative, 07/20/04

America! Love it, or my 550 pound lowland gorilla will be more than happy to show you the door.    Americanwolf, 07/20/04

The NAACP --->NAADP National Association for the Advancement of the Democrat Party.    blanknoone, 07/20/04

Islam offers three choices: fight, submit, or die.    Carry_Okie, 07/20/04

Joe Wilson and Sandy Berger should be "frog marched" straight to prison for treason.    Che Chihuahua, 07/20/04

KERRY IS A POODLE: #1 He's French, #2 He's A Rich Woman's Pet, #3 He Won't Protect You.    Doctor Raoul, 07/20/04

EVERYONE, Please check your socks for inadvertent documents.    Dog, 07/20/04

If we beat them bad enough, they can't cheat. ~Hugh Hewitt.    dubyaismypresident, 07/20/04

John Ashcroft: on the job and doing a great one!    eleni121, 07/20/04

Kerry medical records are none of our business---and his veep pick is, who???    Graymatter, 07/20/04

Kerry has a chin that could chop cabbage in a glass!    Happygal, 07/20/04

Here at the top, we call it the Glass Floor. ~Conspiracy Guy.    ICX, 07/20/04

I love the smell of Clinton administration scandals in the morning, it smells like victory.    McGruff, 07/20/04

Nobody "inadvertently" takes sensitive docs in their pants.    Petronski, 07/20/04

Democratic promises are like toilet paper: soft and easy to dispose of...    petuniasevan, 07/20/04

God Bless Ronald Reagan, and may America Bless God!    RaceBannon, 07/20/04

I could give you an answer to that question if you give me a little time to think about it.    Republican Red, 07/20/04

I took a shot of dopamine and it turned me into a dope.    snopercod, 07/20/04

When it's all said and done, someone starts another conversation.......    TexasNative2000, 07/20/04

DS2 CV-66 83-87.    vollmond, 07/20/04

Calling abortion a women's issue is like calling war a men's issue!    votelife, 07/20/04

Where facts are few, experts are many. ~Donald R. Gannon.    afnamvet, 07/21/04

Dox N Sox.    agincourt1415, 07/21/04

Kerry is endorsed by the Communist Party USA.    ambrose, 07/21/04

I'm a woman. I support the war. I vote.    AthenaInCA, 07/21/04

Most people talk a lot, few are up for the moment. Welcome to Freerepublic.com    ATOMIC_PUNK, 07/21/04

France, where Penis Envy is a national disease....    Big Otto, 07/21/04

While Bush plays "rope a dope", Kerry/Edwards play "grope a dope".    BigSkyFreeper, 07/21/04

Peace Through Strength, and when necessary, Peace Through Victory!    calenel, 07/21/04

Privatizating environmental regulation is critical to national defense.    Carry_Okie, 07/21/04

I shook my inner child until its eyes bled...    chookter, 07/21/04

Terrorist attacks ain't caused by the use of strength. They're invited by the perception of weakness.    Choose Ye This Day, 07/21/04

Sir Guy de la Conspiracie, kuh-nigget extraordinaire. RKBA & Insane Clown Posse since 7/04.    Conspiracy Guy, 07/21/04

John Kerry is unbalanced.    cripplecreek, 07/21/04

If you want a little peace, sometimes you gotta fight. ~Sammy Hagar.    Dan from Michigan, 07/21/04

NO SIMS CITY ON PUBLIC LAND.    DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet, 07/21/04

Once is Happenstance. Twice is Coincidence. The third time is Enemy action. ~Ian Fleming.    dennisw, 07/21/04

Forget Berger's socks - has ANYONE searched his skin folds for classified documents?    dirtboy, 07/21/04

I don't believe in supermarkets, or major events, or talkback radio, or opinion polls, or ...    flowerjoyfun, 07/21/04

Hanoi John, I'm for the death penalty for terrorist, before I impose a moratorium on it.    GailA, 07/21/04

Berger was an attorney w/o his secretary, and he just re-filed in the wrong drawers! Move On!    Grampa Dave, 07/21/04

Inability to recognize the crimes done by the Bergular are symptons of Mad Troll Disease!    Grampa Dave, 07/21/04

A country is a terrible thing to waste. Vote Republican.    GretchenM, 07/21/04

Whether demo pants are zipped or not. Somehow they got to stuff somethin' in it..ballot boxes, too!    harpo11, 07/21/04

Today is the day AFTER my sixth year FR anniversary.    Howlin, 07/21/04

The Clinton Legacy: Sandy Berger's Pants    JennysCool, 07/21/04

Tiajunna customes stuned my beeber.    martin_fierro, 07/21/04

Had this been an actual emergency, we would have fled in terror and you wouldn't have been notified.    nuconvert, 07/21/04

A Fireman in the NAVY was promoted more times than Lieutenant junior grade John F'n Kerry.    OneLoyalAmerican, 07/21/04

Cheap Shots, Low Blows and Late Hits. Free Delivery. Fast Friendly Service with a Smile!    OSHA, 07/21/04

"Saddam Hussein and his sons must leave Iraq within 48 hours.".......49-1/2 hrs. Later Bombs hit...    OXENinFLA, 07/21/04

Democrats: Party of non-producers, free-riders, parasites; the welfare society.    petuniasevan, 07/21/04

Sandy Berger was just having a premature redactulation.    Political Junkie Too, 07/21/04

They that do right are all heroes!    RAY, 07/21/04

A majority of Europeans have lost the courage of their fathers and grandfathers.    Rebelbase, 07/21/04

a little song / a little dance / a little document down your pants.    Samwise, 07/21/04

You haven't filled out a 27 B/6 form in the proper manner, hence you can't work on your plumbing.    TelephoneMan, 07/21/04

Please pray for our troops.... http://anyservicemember.navy.mil/    ~Kim4VRWC's~, 07/21/04

• Veni • Vidi • Vino •    7.62 x 51mm, 07/22/04

Washington needs an enema.    bankwalker, 07/22/04

A government is a body of people -- usually notably ungoverned.    Brian Mosely, 07/22/04

Liberal Excuses Galore.    Bush4304, 07/22/04

Q: What goes peck, peck, peck, boom? A: A chicken in a mine field.    Chad Fairbanks, 07/22/04

Procrastinate later.    Flightdeck, 07/22/04

Now with 50 percent less sarcasm!    freedomson, 07/22/04

F. John Kerry--Can you trust a man who picks his running mate from the back of the phone book?    HRoarke, 07/22/04

How's my posting? Call 1-800-FREEPER.    ItsOurTimeNow, 07/22/04

Swapping Cindy for the decoder ring for "Empty Only Mind posters."    JustPiper, 07/22/04

Trust the media as far as you can throw them.    keysguy, 07/22/04

My bassett is a Kerry look-alike.    OpusatFR, 07/22/04

I just want to hear three words from kerry: "Oh, my heart!"    solitas, 07/22/04

Michael Moore…..the Erich von Däniken of political documentary.    tbpiper, 07/22/04

Democrats Piss Me Off.    TexasGreg, 07/22/04

Sandy Berger stuffed my tagline in his pants!    TheBigB, 07/22/04

You can turn your head away from the Berg video and still hear Al Queda's calls to prayer.    TheErnFormerlyKnownAsBig, 07/22/04

It's bad luck to be superstitious.    thulldud, 07/22/04

Democrats hate you. And they want you to hate yourself.    Vision Thing, 07/22/04

Bill Cosby for Black Culture Czar!    wardaddy, 07/22/04

I must be the source of Gravity, everything seems to come down on me.    Zavien Doombringer, 07/22/04

Sandy Berger's Sock ate my homework!    areafiftyone, 07/23/04

Trial lawyers are the tapeworms to wealth creating society.    Dane, 07/23/04

Road Killed Beeber Association, paving the world, one troll at a time...    Darksheare, 07/23/04

In spoonerism John Kerry is Kon Jerry.    FourPeas, 07/23/04

No payments, no interest until June 2005! Hurry now and SAVE!    grellis, 07/23/04

Free Brigitte Bardot.    hispanarepublicana, 07/23/04

Sandy, is that a top secret document in your pants or are you just happy to see me?    KarlInOhio, 07/23/04

Don't tread on me..not even once.    loveitor.., 07/23/04

Without pack-rats, there wouldn't be any antiques.    najida, 07/23/04

There may be some talking, but Soldiers aren’t walking. -Army Retention at 100%.    Old Sarge, 07/23/04

Re: 9-11 Commission-------- "It all depends on what your definition of 'blame' is."    OXENinFLA, 07/23/04

Sandy Berger believes there's no int'l dispute that can't be solved by the U.S walking away from it.    Petronski, 07/23/04

Democracy can withstand anything but democrats.    petuniasevan, 07/23/04

Why Indeed Not Destroy Our Work Stations!    Professional Engineer, 07/23/04

The pieces are moving. We come to it at last. The great battle of our time.    Ramius, 07/23/04

Only the mediocre are always at their best.    stylin19a, 07/23/04

CA Dems: "Ohmigawd! We are soooo not girly!"    TBarnett34, 07/23/04

I did not have socks with that document..... ~S. Berger.    TN4Liberty, 07/23/04

In memory of T/Sgt. Secundino "Dean" Baldonado, Jarles, NM-KIA Bien Hoa AFB, RVN 1965.    vetvetdoug, 07/23/04

ESSE QUAM VIDERA - to be rather than to seem.    y2k_free_radical, 07/23/04

Rightalk.com...coming soon!    Bob J, 07/24/04

Pseudo objective journalism is the noise and smoke brigade of the Democratic Party.    conservatism_IS_compassion, 07/24/04

I Haven't Lost My Mind, It's Backed Up On Disk Somewhere.    duckbutt, 07/24/04

Begone foul dwimmerlaik, lord of Kerry-on!    Fedora, 07/24/04

Bob Kerrey Called Me An As------ and all I got was this lousy shirt...    Fixit, 07/24/04

RKBA "Lady Snuggles of the Lethal Yew" Ense et aratro! Keeper of the thread killing Mr.Ducky.    Harmless Teddy Bear, 07/24/04

Thou has been found guilty and convicted of malum zambonifactum most foul... REPENT!    King Prout, 07/24/04

The Constitution is a road-map to liberty. Let's start following it again.    libertylover, 07/24/04

Gothic. Freaky. Conservative. - http://www.rightgoths.com/    MadIvan, 07/24/04

Native of Florida, Land of the Hanging Chad.    mean lunch lady, 07/24/04

The most dangerous place in the world...between Moore and Ronstadt in the buffet line!    mystery-ak, 07/24/04

Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.    nuconvert, 07/24/04

Samuel R. "Sandy" Berger 10/28/45 - xx/xx/04 [Suicide pending documentation of depression.]    OSHA, 07/24/04

The Fleet Center? Isn't Fleet an enema company?    ovrtaxt, 07/24/04

When Clinton lies, he insults our integrity. When Kerry lies, he insults our intelligence.    Prime Choice, 07/24/04

A majority of Europeans have lost the courage of their fathers and grandfathers.    Rebelbase, 07/24/04

Coming soon: Dems Gone Wild. Bill and Monica was only the beginning.    Samwise, 07/24/04

Tell me honestly, Honey... do these classified documents make me look fat?    Tamsey, 07/24/04

Do Androids Dream Of Electric Sheep? ~Philip K. Dick.    The Scourge of Yazid, 07/24/04

I caught a troll! Man did it stink!    trussell, 07/24/04

Protestwarrior.com Fighting the left….doing it right.    Watery Tart, 07/24/04

There never was a bad man that had ability for good service. ~Edmund Burke.    Aeronaut, 07/25/04

Does this tagline make my butt look big?    Baynative, 07/25/04

There's always one to turn and walk away ........ and one who just wants to stay.    beyond the sea, 07/25/04

Fox News is Fair and Balanced. Move-on.org is Bare and Imbalanced.    DoughtyOne, 07/25/04

Kerry's not "one of us": catholicsagainstkerry.com. needs your help.    jmaroneps37, 07/25/04

Despise not the jester. Often he is the only one speaking the truth.    Oztrich Boy, 07/25/04

Withdraw from the 1967 UN Outer Space Treaty and establish property rights.    RightWhale, 07/25/04

Just because they're out to get him doesn't mean he's not guilty.    RS, 07/25/04

BYPASS FORCED WEB REGISTRATION! ** http://www.bugmenot.com **    rwfromkansas, 07/25/04

Kerry/Edwards. A pig in a dress is still a pig.    TASMANIANRED, 07/25/04

@Kerry +Edwards + Wilson +Berger = gigolo, ambulance chaser, liar, thief.com    YaYa123, 07/25/04

I just pay the rent. The cats, dog and goat let me live here.    68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub, 07/26/04

Massachusettes' two senators have a combined record of zero people left to drown.    Bogey78O, 07/26/04

We live in a wonderful country where any child can grow up to be the next Ronald Reagan.    bondjamesbond, 07/26/04

The Clinton administration didn't care about national security-only about covering up their mistakes.    buffyt, 07/26/04

I'm not crazy. I've just been in a bad mood for 40 years. (Steel Magnolias)    CDHart, 07/26/04

Grill Berger, then add Ketchup.    dubyaismypresident, 07/26/04

I wonder how much the DNC charged Al Jazeera for its skybox?    Fixit, 07/26/04

NEVER trust Muslims to keep their word.    Looking4Truth, 07/26/04

The Democrats can claim: People, too stupid to vote correctly, cost them the 2000 election.    Michael.SF., 07/26/04

Kerry & Edwards .... they will leave no Special Interest Group behind.    Mo1, 07/26/04

HATRIOTS = LIBS    Nachum, 07/26/04

Kerry '04: The Sears Tower is just an eyesore.    onyx, 07/26/04

Sometimes these brain cells have a mind of their own.    pax_et_bonum, 07/26/04

Why, if we can just pass a few more laws, we can ALL be criminals! ~J.R. "Bob" Dobbs.    The Libertarian Dude, 07/26/04

The frenzy of the Mohammedans has devastated the churches of God. ~Pope Urban II.    TheCrusader, 07/26/04

Florida military absentee voter number 537.    USNBandit, 07/26/04

Democrats are the crabgrass of politics. Bush is the weedkiller.    WestVirginiaRebel, 07/26/04

www.opgratitude.com    A Navy Vet, 07/27/04

Liberal america's worst nightmare: young, black, and conservative.    afropick, 07/27/04

Hey kerry... your mother was a hampster, and your father smelled of eldeberries....    backinthefold, 07/27/04

It's for the children = It takes a village.    Bella_Bru, 07/27/04

Are we better off today that we were 4 years ago? YES, today we are still alive and know the enemy!    bitt, 07/27/04

Hell is an endless hayfield needing to be raked, baled, and put up.    blackdog, 07/27/04

Hi, Sandy. More highly classified documents or are you just glad to see me? ~John Kerry.    Boss_Jim_Gettys, 07/27/04

American Hedonist ©®    Chode, 07/27/04

Gravity is a harsh mistress.    discostu, 07/27/04

Stay Prayed Up.    Diver Dave, 07/27/04

Stupidity is the only infinitely renewable resource.    Drango, 07/27/04

Faith will not make our path easy, but it will give us strength for the Journey.    FlashBack, 07/27/04

John?: Two Hairdos. One Agenda. No Idea.    GiveEmDubya, 07/27/04

I love the USA!    Huck, 07/27/04

Liberal boys never try to make a move on pretty girls without the UN Security Council's approval.    ICX, 07/27/04

Proud to be a mean-spirited and divisive loco gringo armed vigilante terrorist cucaracha!    JackelopeBreeder, 07/27/04

All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is for Kerry to be elected.    Kaslin, 07/27/04

Michael Moore has made "documentary" a 1-word oxymoron.    Keith in Iowa, 07/27/04

We are The Knights Who Say "Ni!" No! Not The Knights Who Say "Ni!" The same!    mass55th, 07/27/04

Tag-less - Tag-free, anti-tag, in-tag-able, without tag, under-tagged, tag-deprived...    mlmr, 07/27/04

Get in the fight today: Freepmail me to get on your state's KerryTrack Ping list!    Mr. Silverback, 07/27/04

Free the Soxdox!    rintense, 07/27/04

President Reagan---all the rest.    rodguy911, 07/27/04

Official RKBA Landscaper and Arborist, Duchess of Green Leafy Things.    SandyInSeattle, 07/27/04

We have to support RINOs like Specter; their states are too liberal to elect someone like Santorum.    Sloth, 07/27/04

Unlike some people, I have a profile. Okay, maybe it's a little large...    SunkenCiv, 07/27/04

Why do people keep calling me a bastard?    The Scourge of Yazid, 07/27/04

Do not let the UN make decisions for the protection of the United States... VOTE for George W. Bush.    tomnbeverly, 07/27/04

It's only racism if you're white. All educated people agree on this.    Ursa63, 07/27/04

Ta-Ray-Zuh : Your meds are showing.    Use It Or Lose It, 07/27/04

Nuance is for girlie men.    Vision Thing, 07/27/04

Now with 20% More Infidel!    annyokie, 07/28/04

DemocRATS are communists and want to destroy America only to replace it with the USSA.    ApesForEvolution, 07/28/04

Privatizating government regulation is critical to national defense.    Carry_Okie, 07/28/04

http://www.osurepublicans.com    ConservativeMan55, 07/28/04

John Edwards: The political equivalent of breast implants.    EggsAckley, 07/28/04

Judges are given the power to decide cases, not to decide law.    inquest, 07/28/04

New Slogan: “John Kerry: A Weaker America Means They Will Like Us.”    NotchJohnson, 07/28/04

The W knows.    P from Sheb, 07/28/04

Former fetus.    Rebelbase, 07/28/04

Liberalism isn't a political philosphy - it's a mental illness.    SCHROLL, 07/28/04

Sandy Berg(l)er - N.S.A-HOLE AWARD RECIPIENT, 2003-2004.    soozla, 07/28/04

We always have been, we are, and I hope that we always shall be detested in France. ~Duke Wellington.    swilhelm73, 07/28/04

The war on terrorism is not for the weak!    tobyhill, 07/28/04

Proud to be a part of the Reagan Generation. God Bless America!!    TonyRo76, 07/28/04

George W Bush - Right for our Times!    WOSG, 07/28/04

Democrats are representative of the nation only if the nation we're talking about is Brazil. ~Ann Coulter.    buffyt, 07/29/04

We don't need a Gigolo and an Ambulance Chaser overseeing our Treasury!    CurlyBill, 07/29/04

If God wanted me to be a liberal he would of given me less brains.    daddyOwe, 07/29/04

Re: Protection from up on high, Keyser Sose has nothing on Sandy Berger, the DNC Burglar.    Diogenesis, 07/29/04

Edwards threatening Al Qaeda is like Pee Wee Herman threatening Lucca Brazzi.    Dog, 07/29/04

Clintons, Democrats, NAACP & ACLU have ruined America.    Elkiejg, 07/29/04

Someday we'll look back on this moment and plow into a parked car.    Fintan, 07/29/04

NASA photos show w/o a doubt: Kerry is not a rocket scientist. Kerry is the Wrong Stuff!    Grampa Dave, 07/29/04

Every performer tonight ... conveyed to you the heart and soul of our country. ~John Kerry.    Gritty, 07/29/04

Have you heard about the Democrat cocktail? It's ketchup with a chaser.    I still care, 07/29/04

Q: Why did Wellstone's plane crash?...... FAA Ruling: Aircraft had TWO left wings.    Johnny Gage, 07/29/04

Proud Scottish/HillBilly - We perfected "The Art of the Grudge."    Khurkris, 07/29/04

I have nothing to declare except my genius. ~Oscar Wilde.    Modernman, 07/29/04

Just so you know I'm ashamed the wanna-be Vice President of the United States is from North Carolina.    mykdsmom, 07/29/04

John Kerry...please call home.    NewLand, 07/29/04

I actually was going to throw like a man before I threw like a girl. ~JFK 7/25/2004.    NonValueAdded, 07/29/04

If you can read this tagline, then stop.    rabidralph, 07/29/04

Saddam's family was a WMD - We FOUND him and sons are DEAD!    RasterMaster, 07/29/04

Kerry + Dukakis = Kedorkus!    talleyman, 07/29/04

Banned in Boston...and Seattle. Also, most of San Francisco...and Ithaca. Man, Ithaca sucks ass.    The Scourge of Yazid, 07/29/04

(o)(o) ....Keeping abreast for 50 years now.    TheGrimReaper, 07/29/04

K'nigget. Lady Espiona, Official Sneaky Beeyotch and Vengeful Popper of Lies and Exploder of Retread.    trussell, 07/29/04

6 Flags Dancing Guy is Urkel.....wanna bet?    wtc911, 07/29/04

I'm John Kerry and I'm reporting for doody.    jigsaw, 07/30/04

We're all in the same boat. ~JF'nKerry. Thanks, John, but I'll swim.    jigsaw, 07/30/04

Go balloons. GO BALLOONS! Standby, confetti.    martin_fierro, 07/30/04

Sometimes I think I understand everything, then I regain consciousness.    potlatch, 07/30/04

The road to hell is paved with good intentions. And the paving contractor lives in Chappaqua.    sharktrager, 07/30/04

The human spirit fails us unless the Holy Spirit fills us.    The Mayor, 07/30/04

Sandy wasn't stuffing his socks, he was stuffing A sock.    bikepacker67, 07/31/04

If Gore was a tree, Kerry is a candle.    GulliverSwift, 07/31/04

def.- Democrats: n. from Greek; “democ” - many; “rats” - ugly, filthy, bloodsucking parasites.    HighWheeler, 07/31/04

I don't trust men who inject poison in their faces to remove wrinkles or who are democrats.    Hillary's Lovely Legs, 07/31/04

Kerry=the counterfeit, GWBush is the real deal!    Kackikat, 07/31/04

Whenever mosques and JDAM's meet, civilization benefits.    MarineDad, 07/31/04

The penalty good men pay for indifference to public affairs is to be ruled by evil men. ~Plato.    HighWheeler, 07/31/04

John Kerry sucked face with a rodent.    prairiebreeze, 07/31/04

[jigsaw]

This Thread Is Humbly Dedicated To All Our Troops And To Their Families.

Thank You From Our Grateful Hearts.

You Are In Our Prayers Every Day.

May God Bless Each And Every One Of You!

[jigsaw]

Thy tagline is above!

[jigsaw]

Thy tagline is above!

[jigsaw]

Thy tagline is above!

[jigsaw]

Thy tagline is above!

[jigsaw]

Thou art all most welcome!   Enjoy!

[68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub]

Thanks!

[GretchenM]

Thanks. ;-) I always enjoy this thread.

[Hildy]

I have a new one!

[annyokie]

Thanks!

[Old Sarge]

Oh, Wow, I did it again!

Shucks...

[ItsOurTimeNow]

Cool beans!

[Fixit]

City of Evil bump!

Banned in Boston...and Seattle. Also, most of San Francisco...and Ithaca. Man, Ithaca sucks ass.    
The Scourge of Yazid
07/29/04

[Happygal]

Hey! Mr. Witty! You got two! :-)

[Constitution Day]

Now, of course, I've gotta think of a new one. ;^)

Thanks!

[The Scourge of Yazid]

That makes two of us!

Ahh, tag-lines.

[Conspiracy Guy]

Only 2? I'm getting lazy.

[Mike Bates]

Thanks so much. I intend to revert to the one listed (Irish Alzheimer's victim: I only remember the grudges), so don't anyone else swipe it, please.

[Chad Fairbanks]

Now I gotta change mine again... ;0)