Posted on 06/16/2004 8:17:36 PM PDT by truthfinder9
Please pause a moment, reflect back, and > take the following multiple choice test. The events > are actual cuts from past history. They actually > happened!!!
> > > > Do you remember?
> > > > 1. In 1972 at the Munich Olympics, athletes > were kidnapped and massacred by > > a. Olga Corbitt > > b. Sitting Bull > > c. Arnold Schwarzeneger > > d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the > ages of 17 and 40 > > > >
> > 2. In 1979, the US embassy in Iran was taken > over by: > > a. Lost Norwegians > > b. Elvis > > c. A tour bus full of 80-year-old women > > d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the > ages of 17 and 40 > >
> > > > 3.During the 1980's a number of Americans > were kidnapped in Lebanon by: > > a. John Dillinger > > b. The King of Sweden > > c. The Boy Scouts > > d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the > ages of 17 and 40 > >
> > > > 4.In 1983, the US Marine barracks in Beirut > was blown up by: > > a. A pizza delivery boy > > b. Pee Wee Herman > > c. Geraldo Rivera > > d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the > ages of 17 and 40 > >
> > > > 5. In 1985 the cruise ship Achille Lauro was > hijacked and a 70 year old American passenger was > murdered and thrown overboard in his wheelchair by: > > a. The Smurfs > > b. Davy Jones > > c. The Little Mermaid > > d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the > ages of 17 and 40 > >
> > > > 6.In 1985 TWA flight 847 was hijacked at > Athens, and a US Navy diver trying to rescue > passengers was murdered by: > > a. Captain Kidd > > b. Charles Lindberg > > c. Mother Teresa > > d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the > ages of 17 and 40 > > > >
> > 7.In 1988, Pan Am Flight 103 was bombed by: > > a. Scooby Doo > > b. The Tooth Fairy > > c. Butch Cassidy and The Sundance Kid > > d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the > ages of 17 and 40 > > > >
> > 8. In 1993 the World Trade Center was bombed > the first time by: > > a. Richard Simmons > > b. Grandma Moses > > c. Michael Jordan > > d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the > ages of 17 and 40 > > > >
> > 9.In 1998, the US embassies in Kenya and > Tanzania were bombed by: > > a. Mr. Rogers > > b. Hillary Clinton, to distract attention > from Wild Bill' s women problems > > c. The World Wrestling Federation > > d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the > ages of 17 and 40 > > > >
> > 10.On 9/11/01, four airliners were hijacked; > two were used as missiles to take out the World > Trade Centers and of the remaining two, one crashed > into the US Pentagon and the other was diverted and > crashed > > by the passengers.Thousands of people were > killed by: > > a. Bugs Bunny, Wiley E. Coyote, Daffy Duck > and Elmer Fudd > > b. The Supreme Court of Florida > > c. Mr. Bean > > d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the > ages of 17 and 40 > > > >
> > 11.In 2002 the United States fought a war in > Afghanistan against: > > a. Enron > > b. The Lutheran Church > > c. The NFL > > d. Muslim male extremists mostly ! between > the ages of 17 and 40 > > > >
> > 12. In 2002 reporter Daniel Pearl was > kidnapped and murdered by: > > a. Bonnie and Clyde > > b. Captain Kangaroo > > c. Billy Graham > > d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the > ages of 17 and 40 > >
> > Nope, .........I really don't see a pattern here to justify profiling, do you?
> > So, to ensure we Americans never offend > anyone, particularly fanatics intent on killing us, > airport security screeners will no longer be allowed > to profile certain people. They must conduct random > searches of 80-year-old women, little kids, airline > pilots with proper identification, secret agents who > are members of the President's security detail, > 85-year old Congressmen with metal hips, and Medal of Honor winning former Governors, and leave > Muslim Males between the ages 17 and 40 alone > because of profiling. > >
> > > > Let's send this to as many people as we can > so that the Gloria Aldreds and other dunder-headed > attorneys along with Federal Justices that want to > thwart common sense, feel doubly ashamed of > themselves - if they have any such sense.
We all know, Islam is a Religion of Peace, so “Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40” could not possibly be the correct answer for any of the 12 questions.
These questions were way too hard. Besides, I thought Wayne Newton was behind some of these.
There must have been a few trick questions in there. Surely, George W. Bush was to balme for some of these atrocities...
I think it was a Communist plot to overthrow the government.
This was our flip answer to everything back in the 60's when I was a smart-@ss teenager. Maybe there was more truth to it than we knew at the time. According to Ann Coulter, it would seem like there was.
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