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Kitty Caption XLVII – John (Jack) F. Kerry – (Humor/Meow Alerts)
12 April 2004
| PetroniDE
Posted on 04/12/2004 5:22:20 PM PDT by PetroniDE
Is the presumed DNC nominee John Kerry, John F. Kerry, Jack F. Kerry, or whatever he will call himself to help his election chances? I found four cats with names Jack or Johnny. Time to meet the voters.
Jack: Vote for me, or I will rip your arm off !!
Another Jack: Troll taste good. One less vote for the opposition.
Another Jack: The things I do to get votes in Cajun Country.
Johnny: Doing his best Howard Dean imitation. RRRAAAAAHHH.
TOPICS: Pets/Animals
KEYWORDS: cat; catlist; humor; kitty; meow
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posted on
04/12/2004 5:22:21 PM PDT
by
PetroniDE
To: 4catsinmaryland; 4mycountry; abner; Aeronaut; Allegra; alnick; Anoreth; arasina; Bahbah; ...
MEOW --- MEOW --- MEOW.
BTW: Quick update on Finbar (Allegra's cat). He is doing better. Will keep you posted.
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posted on
04/12/2004 5:23:23 PM PDT
by
PetroniDE
(Kitty Is My Master - I Do What She Says)
To: PetroniDE
Thanks!
Kitty bump!
;-)
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posted on
04/12/2004 5:25:32 PM PDT
by
tiamat
("Just a Bronze-Age Gal, Trapped in a Techno World!")
To: PetroniDE
That's great news about Finbar. Prayers still going out for his continued recovery.
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posted on
04/12/2004 5:28:08 PM PDT
by
mass55th
To: PetroniDE
Another Kitty bump!!!
BTW pic# 3, that poor cat has got to be thinking, What the hell is that!!!
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posted on
04/12/2004 5:33:16 PM PDT
by
Springman
To: PetroniDE
Jack reminds me of my tomcat I had years ago..taunt him and get a jump up on the forearm surprise..My son's friends learned something!!
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posted on
04/12/2004 5:35:26 PM PDT
by
MEG33
(John Kerry's been AWOL for two decades on issues of National Security!)
To: PetroniDE
I HATE KERRY!!!
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posted on
04/12/2004 5:43:53 PM PDT
by
SAMWolf
(A Bachelor is a man who never makes the same mistake once)
To: PetroniDE
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posted on
04/12/2004 5:51:57 PM PDT
by
Lady Jag
(I dreamed I surfed all day in my monthly donor wonder bra (https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate))
To: PetroniDE
Thanks Petroni! Always look forward to kitty post. Will be able to post my pics soon. Am buying a scanner...4mycountry, thanks for help and suggestions... SB
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posted on
04/12/2004 5:57:02 PM PDT
by
squarebarb
("You gotta learn to street-fight with these vermin." --- Michael Savage)
To: sciencediet
Another vote for Bush
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posted on
04/12/2004 5:59:20 PM PDT
by
Lady Jag
(I dreamed I surfed all day in my monthly donor wonder bra (https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate))
To: SAMWolf
That poor baby! We had to do that to Tinker Bell and Toy one year, you talk about two cats (females) that were totally embarrassed and furious...
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posted on
04/12/2004 6:10:08 PM PDT
by
dixie sass
(Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, contentment - claws are sharp and ready for use!)
To: SAMWolf
OMG!!! I had to give my Magic Bear a lion cut and he had the same pissed off expression on his face when I brought him home. He hid for three days inside my ex-husband's Austin Healy, too embarrassed to be seen.
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posted on
04/12/2004 6:19:01 PM PDT
by
Not A Snowbird
(You need tons click "co-ordinating" -- to be a monthly donor!)
To: PetroniDE
Thanks for the ping.
I always enjoy the great kitty wit here.
To: sciencediet
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posted on
04/12/2004 6:30:40 PM PDT
by
Lady Jag
(I dreamed I surfed all day in my monthly donor wonder bra (https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate))
To: PetroniDE
Any room for dogs on this thread?
To: PetroniDE; All
BTW: Quick update on Finbar (Allegra's cat). He is doing better. Will keep you posted. Finbar goes home from the vet to his "aunt and uncle" today!
Test results due in a couple of days.
Thanks for the prayers and please keep 'em coming for good test results.
You FReepers are the greatest.
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posted on
04/12/2004 11:30:13 PM PDT
by
Allegra
(And WAIT!! That's not all! Call now and receive this FREE....)
To: PetroniDE; sciencediet; MEG33; iceskater; dixie sass; arasina; SAMWolf; bentfeather; All
John "effin" Kerry?
Let me at 'im. I'll tear 'im limb from limb. 
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posted on
04/13/2004 2:51:24 AM PDT
by
radu
(May God watch over our troops and keep them safe)
To: Allegra; PetroniDE; All
Glad to hear Finbar is doing better! That rates a big 
WOOOHOOOO!
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posted on
04/13/2004 2:56:31 AM PDT
by
radu
(May God watch over our troops and keep them safe)
To: SAMWolf
My cat has that same expression (what the hell were you thinking!) after he comes back from the groomer. He refuses to let me brush his hair, so he gets shaved 3 times a year. No more hair balls or cat hair on my furniture.
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posted on
04/13/2004 4:54:51 AM PDT
by
sandpit
To: Allegra
Good news about Finbar. I'm glad to hear it.
Keep us posted about the test results.
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posted on
04/13/2004 7:09:08 AM PDT
by
iceskater
(No nation or state ever taxed itself into prosperity.)
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