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Kitty Caption XXXII Interrogation Techniques (Humor/Meow Alerts)
15 December 2003 | PetroniDE

Posted on 12/15/2003 2:21:38 AM PST by PetroniDE

I have some explaining to do people. There was no kitty thread last week. I was sick with the flu most of last week so decided to give the kitty thread the week off. Sorry about the mix-up last week.

The big news over the weekend was obvious. Saddam Hussein has been captured. Time to rejoice and celebrate for the moment. While there are other facets of the war on terror yet to complete (location of WMD and OBL among them) the capture of Saddam represents a big milestone victory for the “coalition of the willing”.

Regarding the interrogation of Saddam Hussein, our cats have a few ideas.

Mr. Spock’s Vulcan Neck Grip Technique

Talk Saddam, or we put your “manhood” in a “lock box”

Remember Noriega? We’ll play Barry Manilow songs until you start talking

Finally, we’ll make your wear funny outfits and put you on television



TOPICS: Pets/Animals
KEYWORDS: cat; catlist; dulcinea; humor; kitty; meow
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Kitty Humor is weekly thread on FR in the “General Interest” section. Among all the serious news, a little humor is always welcome. More often than not, our little furry friends uh, uh, masters serve as willing subjects uh, uh, graciously allow us to use their images in that regard. If you want on/off the kitty humor list (112 members) or you have a picture/animation you want featured, please send me freep-mail.
1 posted on 12/15/2003 2:21:38 AM PST by PetroniDE
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To: 4catsinmaryland; abner; Aeronaut; Allegra; alnick; Bahbah; balrog666; Bella_Bru; BlueLancer; ...
Meow. prrr--prrr--prrr--prrr--prrr.
2 posted on 12/15/2003 2:22:30 AM PST by PetroniDE (Kitty Is My Master - I Do What She Says)
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To: PetroniDE
These hats are adorable.You may not have gotten my ping to the old football thread.Radu posted a great pic and wants on the ping list.Glad you are feeling better.
3 posted on 12/15/2003 2:26:17 AM PST by MEG33
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To: MEG33
I got it. Radu is on the list. I used that picture during the Thanksgiving thread.
4 posted on 12/15/2003 2:28:42 AM PST by PetroniDE (Kitty Is My Master - I Do What She Says)
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To: PetroniDE
Thanks.
5 posted on 12/15/2003 2:46:07 AM PST by MEG33
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To: PetroniDE
I need help from you fellow cat lovers. I am in the process of PCSing back to the states from Germany. Will be leaving here February 13th.

Since we will be buying a house (in Texas) I have promised both of my children kittens (no kids picking up kitties rule seriesly enforced in my house). Anyway, my daughter wants an orange one. My son has not chosen a particular color.

I will be traveling on I10 from Benson, then the I20 to Albuquerque, then I40 to Knoxville at the end of Feb/beginnning of Mar (lots of family to visit) and if any of you think you might be having kittens by then I would love to adopt from a fellow freeper.

I promise to torture them both with getting them fixed and all shots, otherwise, cats rule the roost and get lots of love.

6 posted on 12/15/2003 3:30:36 AM PST by EuroFrog (Taglines - right under your nose.)
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To: PetroniDE
and then ....


7 posted on 12/15/2003 4:45:52 AM PST by Free_at_last_-2001 (is clinton in jail yet?)
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To: PetroniDE
Excellent! Love the piano/Manilow one! Three cats of my own.
8 posted on 12/15/2003 5:25:13 AM PST by thesummerwind (like painted kites, those days and nights, they went flyin' by)
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To: PetroniDE
Thanks for the thread. Sorry you were sick last week - hope you're doing better.

Great kitty pics, as always! This thread is one of the highlights of my week.
9 posted on 12/15/2003 7:02:39 AM PST by iceskater (....and when h*ll freezes over, I'll skate there, too.)
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To: PetroniDE
Thanks for the ping. Love the pix.
10 posted on 12/15/2003 7:03:11 AM PST by kitkat (Purr, purr)
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To: PetroniDE
Since you are purring, can I assume that you feel much better?

Reporting for interrogation doody,

Sir!


11 posted on 12/15/2003 7:27:49 AM PST by Lady Jag (Googolplex Star Thinker of the Seventh Galaxy of Light and Ingenuity)
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To: MEG33; PetroniDE
Bill The cat just arrived from his most recent interrogation job...and it wasn't pretty.


12 posted on 12/15/2003 7:31:09 AM PST by Lady Jag (Googolplex Star Thinker of the Seventh Galaxy of Light and Ingenuity)
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To: PetroniDE

Veee haf speshul vays of tortchaa!


13 posted on 12/15/2003 7:34:15 AM PST by Lady Jag (Googolplex Star Thinker of the Seventh Galaxy of Light and Ingenuity)
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To: Free_at_last_-2001

Some interrogation methods are difficult to carry out even for the most experienced.



14 posted on 12/15/2003 7:37:07 AM PST by Lady Jag (Googolplex Star Thinker of the Seventh Galaxy of Light and Ingenuity)
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To: PetroniDE
I'm glad you're feeling better! I haven't gotten the full flu yet; the bug just keeps doing a "drive by" at me. Just sick enough feel it, not sick enough to stay home from work. Bummer.

Monday just isn't Monday without your kitty pics! Thanks for posting, and stay well!
15 posted on 12/15/2003 7:48:10 AM PST by Not A Snowbird (Born in California 1958 - Fled to Washington 2002)
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To: EuroFrog
Orange kitties rule!!!!

Here for my little orange Trouble...

With a couple of new shots.

16 posted on 12/15/2003 8:09:51 AM PST by abner (In search of a witty tag line... found it! http://www.intelmemo.com < go there or be square!)
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To: abner
Orange cats know how to party.

This one has tons of experience.


17 posted on 12/15/2003 8:27:13 AM PST by Lady Jag (Googolplex Star Thinker of the Seventh Galaxy of Light and Ingenuity)
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To: sciencediet
I came back to the office this morning to a broken Christmas ornament scattered from one office, up a stair and into the kitchen.... My big fat gray one had a party too... LOL!
18 posted on 12/15/2003 8:30:04 AM PST by abner (In search of a witty tag line... found it! http://www.intelmemo.com < go there or be square!)
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To: EuroFrog
Too bad you're not going thru Pennsylvania... my daughter found a little black girl in a rain storm and is keeping her (illegally) in her dorm room until she finds a nice home for Rain.
19 posted on 12/15/2003 8:33:05 AM PST by YankeeinOkieville
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To: sciencediet
Kitties performing an imitation of Saddam coming out from his hole. Remarkable similiarity to the typical French soldier.


20 posted on 12/15/2003 8:38:48 AM PST by PetroniDE (Kitty Is My Master - I Do What She Says)
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