I don’t get how any man can get with that without the extremely heavy use of beer, wine, whisky, oxy, fentanyl, pot, crack and and the wearing of a light-proof blindfold and three paper bags on top of that, just to be sure.
Back in my bartending days, we had a saying that “the difference between a pig and a fox, is about three drinks.”
“I don’t get how any man can get with that without the extremely heavy use of beer, wine, whisky, oxy, fentanyl, pot, crack and and the wearing of a light-proof blindfold and three paper bags on top of that, just to be sure.”
Plus a shrine to the man who invented the light switch.
And one on the dog, so he still respects you in the morning.
That’s why he was paid so much.
It just takes money. $650,000 and counting money. After that the attention of any skirt with the right equipment is tolerable to some so long as the money keeps rolling in. Can you say Gigolo? Technically the term does not fit but close enough.