Posted on 01/13/2024 5:41:21 AM PST by CFW
I recently tried a novel approach with some Jehovah’s witnesses who appeared at the end of the driveway while I was walking the dog.
They got out of their car and got about three words out....
I stared at them and started pointing and screaming:
“Look at your eyes. Look at your eyes. You are brainwashed. Get out of here.”
They stopped talking but did not retreat back to their car.
I repeated my mantra.
They ran back to their car and drove off....
Always make them live up to their so called standards.
As in, I’m offended that you are offended. You are triggering me by being critical of my snow creation. You’re invading my personal space and are giving me bad feelings of rejection. Now you owe me reparations.
Too true. But it made me cry y. Couldn’t laugh at the truth
“Not sure this accurate, but only named storms can get federal funding, therefore almost all get named.”
Yeah, I was exaggerating a bit, but not by much.
It is actually the weather channel and not a government agency that is naming the winter storms. Here are the storm names for the 2023-24 winter season. I think the current one is Gerri.
https://weather.com/storms/winter/news/2023-10-04-winter-storm-names-2023-2024
“Moral: There ain’t no moral to this story. We are doomed.”
Sadly, he’s right! 😃😞
“Scientists say Snow people mass extinction cause by global warming. Republicans pounce.” -June 2024
It would go a long way toward fixing things if we stopped putting warning labels on stuff, IMHO.
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