Homeowner Locked Out Of House Pleads with His Feline Companions To Let Him In

The Pet Zealot ^ | December 01, 2023 | James Alain L.

[ArGee]

Welcome, MayflowerMadam.

Feel free to look around But if you hear any deep whispers of “try looking in here” don’t try looking in there.

Every move he gets out somehow. We’ll have him back in his digs soon and then the place will be (mostly) safe.

[ArGee]

So, not the best golf weekend, but not the worst either.

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[Tax-chick]

Good luck! The garage door repair guy has just replaced a battery on the opener, and now, I’m going to Walmart.

[Red Badger]

Best of the Best?......I thought we were the worst of the best?.....No. that's not right......maybe Best of the worst?....No......how about Worst of the worst?..........

[Red Badger]

It was the best of nines. It was the worst of nines...............

[null and void]

I can relate.

[Monkey Face]

Didn’t work. Mona was on Facebook and then on my phone, so here I still sit. Maybe I’ll try again for that nap.

Good luck at Walmart!

[Monkey Face]

Ohdear. The joys of being a parent to a parent. I hope it gets a little easier for all of you, if he’s resigned himself to not driving.

[Monkey Face]

We’re the Undead Thread! We ARE the Best! C’mon — own up to it. You’re part of the Best! ;o]

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We baked them just for you.

Protip, avoid slurping down Dark's coffee, start with very small doses and work your way up to a full cup, if you can...

[Red Badger]

.......Perhaps with a little financial incentive........😎 .........

[ArGee]

I’m thinking of getting him a Wi-Fi enabled thermostat. It would give him controls to bump the setting up or down, but all the other controls would be too confusing for him so he wouldn’t mess with them. And, if he managed to cause trouble, I could fix things without going over.

[ArGee]

Reminds me of back when Bloom County had people running for President on the Meadow Party Ticket.

John Glenn has “The Right Stuff.” What can we say?

“The weird stuff?”

[ArGee]

Protip, avoid slurping down Dark's coffee, start with very small doses and work your way up to a full cup, if you can.

Don't pour too much. If you let it sit in the cup too long it starts to eat through. Pour what you can drink.

[Red Badger]

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Fair point. I never noticed, I just slurp it down and then don’t sleep for days...

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How much are you willing to pay to join? It goes into our kitty fund...

[Gaffer]

Sadly, there are far too many young people today who have no idea what “ringing off the hook” means. At best, they know “off the hook” but have no idea where it came from.

Have you ever seen the video of the dad who told two teenaged boys to dial a number on an old dialup phone? It’s a real hoot.

[ArGee]

Kid: Dad, there’s something wrong with the landline. It won’t let me dial Aunt Sue’s number.

Dad: You have to dial a 1 before any long distance number.

Kid: SINCE WHEN???!!!