Posted on 12/08/2022 2:58:44 PM PST by Who is John Galt?
Twitter overlord, Elon Musk, once again terrorized the world this week, tweeting a photo of his bedside table covered in Coke and guns. The guns appear to be a replica of a Revolutionary War era flintlock pistol, and a prop sci-fi gun with no trigger. The Coke appears to be Diet.
"This is why we don't want Twitter in the App Store," said Apple boss Tim Cook, "This man wantonly terrorizes the firearm ignorant community, which is our most loyal customer base." Tim Cook shared a picture of a tearful young woman wearing a shirt that read, "Bear Arms are for Bears."
Senator Elizabeth Warren is moving to ban all replica guns to prevent this from happening again. "Enough is enough. Every time we have to see a flintlock pistol or musket we have to relive the early days, when white men first began to steal the land from my people."
Senator Warren also shared worries about triggerless guns, “If it doesn’t have a trigger, what even determines when it kills someone? Does it decide on its own?”
This caused fearful speculation online about Tesla developing AI weapons, and corresponding offense in the AI rights community.
Michael Bloomberg, zeroing in on the real problem, is petitioning New York City to ban Diet Coke.
Story by Nate Holstein
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Elon Musk did cause a stir. We believe these responses will follow in the next few days.
Offending Tweet: https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1597165510595989504
;^)
Coke and guns? “Say hello to my little friend!”
https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1597165510595989504
Don’t miss the pic of Elon’s nightstand. Apparently the gun causing lots of Leftist angst is a replica of one from some FPS game. LOL
Some lies just take on a perpetual life of their own...
Biden's son died on Guadalcanal, a hero...
81,000,000 registered American citizens voted for Biden in 2020...
etc...
etc...
etc...
Behind the flintlock pistol is my favorite Christmas card of Washington crossing the Deleware on Christmas eve.
I prefer a brace of French boarding pistols.
What about fake Indian tomahawks?
Those should be okay right?
It is not just Diet Coke, but Caffeine Free Diet Coke, which is pretty hard to find these days.
I guess if you're a billionaire, there are ways to get things done!
;^)
Is That a Bible in Back ?!?
I don’t think so. Zooming in, the text gets blurry, so I can’t read the title(s). But it doesn’t look like a bible. Might be a heavy jacket over 3 smaller texts, or it’s a red-white-and-blue bound book/single text.
Sad to say it but you are more correct than you know.
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