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He knows this is ComDem Insanity.

This out to be interesting.

Smile.

1 posted on 10/30/2022 7:51:11 AM PDT by Texas Fossil
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The “Butt hurt” will be legendary...


2 posted on 10/30/2022 7:52:13 AM PDT by EEGator
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https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FgUFopVUYAE9on8?format=jpg&name=900x900


3 posted on 10/30/2022 7:52:28 AM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion, or satire, or both.)
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I predict that he will not take the “mandatory course.”


4 posted on 10/30/2022 7:52:40 AM PDT by cdcdawg (Hoes mad! LOL! )
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Oh man, the BLM HR lesbian that has to explain this to Musk is going to have a rough day.


6 posted on 10/30/2022 7:54:05 AM PDT by nwrep
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One more fired employee.


7 posted on 10/30/2022 7:54:13 AM PDT by bray (The Republic of Texas is available on Barnes and Noble )
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Sorry, what is the meaning of this? Is this supposed to be a joke?


8 posted on 10/30/2022 7:54:25 AM PDT by LibFreeUSA
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Would love to see the HR hack that sends a strongly worded letter to Musk’s HR file showing that he didn’t finish this course.

And yes, even the owner of a private company will have an HR file, if only to protect the company from lawsuits.

Somehow, I am not sure that the engineer in Musk has much sympathy with “mandatory” courses.


9 posted on 10/30/2022 7:54:37 AM PDT by texas booster (Join FreeRepublic's Folding@Home team (Team # 36120) Cure Alzheimer's!)
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Someone is about to get a primer in Management Authority 101.


15 posted on 10/30/2022 7:56:46 AM PDT by skeeter
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Elon just Tweeted that Pelosi Husband likely picked up the attacker at a gay bar and brought him home.

That’s a Boss move, not worrying about the truth being blocked. LOL

He passed. The left no longer owns the narrative.


20 posted on 10/30/2022 7:59:29 AM PDT by BushCountry (A properly cast vote (1 day voting) can save you $3.00 a gallon.)
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I would have 99% of everyone left scrubbing toilets and dumping trash in recognition of the 1st month of the new King of Mars being in command of a once rogue terroristisc organization.


23 posted on 10/30/2022 8:01:17 AM PDT by Delta 21 (MAGA Republican is my pronoun.)
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I love it! When a new employee joins a company, usually there is a training program which helps the new employee get acclimated to the environment, culture and codes of conduct. Elon probably got his new email address and this was autogenerated from workday or whatever HR app is being used internally.

Nothing wrong with this. Question will be, what will those courses look like? The content will probably be the eye opening part for the new “Manager.”


24 posted on 10/30/2022 8:01:58 AM PDT by EQAndyBuzz (At this point I would rather have the illegals here than the liberals.)
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Probably a mandatory onboarding process for the company. Not really too surprising.


27 posted on 10/30/2022 8:04:46 AM PDT by The Free Engineer
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This sort of braindead HR nonsense is part of every large company. I've been in my company for over 30 years. I worked in one of the major divisions for about 28 of them and then did a stint at corporate HQ for a couple before coming back home to me original division.

I was flooded with something like 20 mandatory "new employee orientation" and "learn about our company" and "how to use the server" and "basics of safety" and stuff like that. I thought I could skip them, I could not. I was getting harassed by VPs who get a report and don't care if it's dumb and wasteful because if I don't do them then that list goes up to THEIR bosses and they get in trouble. So I sat and did all of them over a couple of very tedious days, costing the company whatever it took to pay my salary to not work for two days and learn courses I could have taught.

29 posted on 10/30/2022 8:11:43 AM PDT by pepsi_junkie ("We want no Gestapo or Secret Police. FBI is tending in that direction." - Harry Truman)
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The HR Department should be fired from top to bottom Monday morning at 8:00 am.

L


31 posted on 10/30/2022 8:14:06 AM PDT by Lurker (Peaceful coexistence with the Left is not possible. Stop pretending that it is.)
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As amusing as it would be seeing some “instructor” who has never managed as much as a lemonade stand lecturing Musk, who owns multiple billion dollar companies, on how to properly manage a company, I’m guessing Musk will decline


35 posted on 10/30/2022 8:23:18 AM PDT by apillar
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I imagine that this is really pissing him off. If I were the Dip wad who concocted this auto response I’d be looking for another job. Or just maybe think about going back to India.


36 posted on 10/30/2022 8:25:25 AM PDT by Gaffer
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How quickly will Musk move Twitter out of CA?


40 posted on 10/30/2022 8:40:50 AM PDT by ryderann
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In 30 days, this course will have reprogrammmed poor Elon to be a woke Twitter censor. It was good while it lasted.


44 posted on 10/30/2022 8:50:07 AM PDT by Tellurian (Your phone is your cattle tag.)
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What a joke all this is. What BS.


58 posted on 10/30/2022 9:22:40 AM PDT by laplata (They want each crisis to take the greatest toll possible.)
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Lesson 1: All information that disagrees with the state narrative is misinformation


60 posted on 10/30/2022 9:35:12 AM PDT by joshua c (to disrupt the system, we must disrupt our lives, cut the cable tv)
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