Vladimir Putin died and went to hell.
After 5 years, the Devil decided that Putin had adjusted well to his damnation, and gave him a day off.
Putin went to his favorite pub in Moscow and ordered a beer.
Putin asked the bartender, “Do we still have the Crimea?”
“Yes, we do,” said the bartender.
“Good! What about the Donbas?”
“It’s ours.”
“What about Kiev?”
“It’s the pride of our country!”
“Great!” said Putin. “Now I can go back and enjoy my continued eternity in hell. How much do I owe for the drink?”
“That will be 5 Euros,” said the bartender.
LOL!