Posted on 05/12/2022 8:39:47 PM PDT by Salgak
Yes, this is satire, based on the ridiculous hyperbole I've seen streaming through my feed this week ...
Relax.
No one is "Coming for your abortions."
No one wants to pry your abortions from your cold, dead hands.
They're just asking for "Common Sense Abortion Controls." Simple, basic things like universal background checks (on both parents), waiting periods, a restriction on multiple purchases ("No one needs to buy more than one abortion every five years!"), adding both of your names to a national publicly-searchable database, and the ability to enforce "Red Flag" laws to keep you from having sex if a neighbor or relative reports you as a threat.
Nothing to worry about.
“Round heels” is something my grandmother used to say.
Took me a while to figure it out.
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Similar to my practical advice to preventing a rape. When he whips it out, point and laugh. You might get smacked around, but you won’t get raped. If the girl has a queasy stomach, upchucking is also very effective. Kinda kills the mood.
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