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Evil Corporation Imprisons & Kills Millions. UPDATE: No, Wait, It's Just The Government
Babylon Bee ^ | 12/08/2021 | Babylon Bee

Posted on 12/08/2021 11:31:53 AM PST by DFG

U.S.—Progressives and conservatives alike were concerned after it was revealed that there is an evil, giant corporation that is literally murdering, imprisoning, and oppressing millions of people all around the world. The corporation is run by corrupt people, accountable to no one, makes trillions of dollars every year, and continues to enrich its wealthy elite shareholders by exploiting the poor and the middle class. Even worse, it was discovered that this corporation has a monopoly. Everyone agreed that it's well past time to keep this evil corporation accountable and that it should be broken up to prevent future oppression by these evil capitalists.

UPDATE: Oops, never mind. Got our wires crossed. The corporation is actually just the United States government. Carry on, and don't worry about the fact that the government has a monopoly on violence and continues to rob from you and your grandchildren every day with taxes, inflation, unchecked spending, and unsustainable borrowing. At least it's not a corporation!


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: corporation; government; imprison; inflation

1 posted on 12/08/2021 11:31:53 AM PST by DFG
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To: DFG

The government is just a corporation with a monopoly on violence.


2 posted on 12/08/2021 11:34:04 AM PST by Little Ray (Civilization runs on a narrow margin. What sustains it is not magic, but hard work. )
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To: DFG

The avarice of those who control corporations is supposed to be checked by the government. But when government becomes chummy with a favorite set of corporations there is no limit to the avarice unless the people hold the government responsible. But when the government media alliance conspires to silence dissent and fix elections these limits are threatened. We must break up the swamp before our voices are entirely erased.


3 posted on 12/08/2021 11:43:09 AM PST by AndyTheBear
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To: DFG

I love Babylon Bee, but they obviously are unaware of Mr. Robot.

Evil Corp is the main setting of the story about hackers trying to save the world. Elliot, the main character converts the name of E-Corp into Evil Corp in his mind, and we see and hear it that way, as the story is told from his point of view.

Evil Corp seems to be an amalgamation of Google, Microsoft, Twitter, Facebook, PayPal, Apple, Amazon, and other big tech corporations, and uses a logo that looks nearly identical to Enron.

The premise is that the world is run by ultra-rich elites who operate a shadow government so-to-speak.


4 posted on 12/08/2021 2:22:00 PM PST by unlearner (Be ready for war.)
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