Posted on 04/21/2020 7:40:19 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
In all of North Korea there is just one, count them, ONE fat person. And that person "coincidentally" happens to be its Supreme Leader, Kim Jong Un. Nobody else in that country, not even his generals or even his sister is fat. In fact they are all rail thin skinny. As a result morbid obesity is not a problem in North Korea except for Kim who is now reportedly fighting for his life due to health problems because of obscene overeating.
Therefore, in honor of Kim, the DUmmie FUnnies is presenting this buffet tribute to him. BTW, you can eat just as well as Kim, if not even better, during the Trump 2020 Victory Cruise to the Eastern Caribbean this December. I will be making the official announcement in the near future. The Morale Director of the cruise will be none other than me. Oh, and you can always find the cruise Morale Director on the buffet line struggling with himself over whether to take another piece of chocolate cheese cake.
PING!
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I thought this was going to be a Jimmy Buffet thread.
It’s 5 o’clock somewhere.
“As a result morbid obesity is not a problem in North Korea except for Kim who is now reportedly fighting for his life due to health problems because of obscene overeating.”
He bears the entire burden of fat for his entire nation. A model of selflessness.
People, in general, love for their figureheads to do well and live “fat”. It’s part of human nature. Televangelists, celebrities, sports stars, etc. are all evidence of this. The people live vicariously through their idol’s excess.
Yeah, it looks like Kim doesn’t even let his own sister on his private one-person buffet line. So if Kim goes and sis takes over will she end up the only fat person in North Korea?
Yeah, it looks like Kim doesn’t even let his own sister on his private one-person buffet line. So if Kim goes and sis takes over will she end up the only fat person in North Korea?
Try the Bat Soup special. It’s a killer.
Look at all those generals. All rail thin. The general on the far left is staring hungrily at the chow and probably thinking to himself, “Maybe I can toss a lobster roll into my oversized cap on the sly.”
He no wearing gloves or mask. I no eat that.
I kinda feel bad for Kim Jong Un. It’s bad enough that fat kids get picked on, but it has to be even worse when you’re the only fat kid in the entire country.
I no eat that I know what in water.
This fat pig idiot even tries to “out-military” the world’s normal military uniforms with ludicrous exaggerated towering swollen statues of military hats on his officers. I wonder if they feel embarrassment having to put those things on and be seen in public in them.
All these guys have chests full of medals, but for what? Also where do I get one of those clownish balloon hats?
The hats are so big that they weigh even more than the generals that wear them.
The hats are so big that they weigh even more than the generals that wear them.
LOL! The only FAT man in NK.
If he croaks they should immediately “imprison” the entire bloodline and start a new day in that backward country.
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