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VIDEO: A Buffet Tribute to Kim Jong Un
YouTube ^ | April 21, 2020 | DUmmie FUnnies

Posted on 04/21/2020 7:40:19 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

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In all of North Korea there is just one, count them, ONE fat person. And that person "coincidentally" happens to be its Supreme Leader, Kim Jong Un. Nobody else in that country, not even his generals or even his sister is fat. In fact they are all rail thin skinny. As a result morbid obesity is not a problem in North Korea except for Kim who is now reportedly fighting for his life due to health problems because of obscene overeating.

Therefore, in honor of Kim, the DUmmie FUnnies is presenting this buffet tribute to him. BTW, you can eat just as well as Kim, if not even better, during the Trump 2020 Victory Cruise to the Eastern Caribbean this December. I will be making the official announcement in the near future. The Morale Director of the cruise will be none other than me. Oh, and you can always find the cruise Morale Director on the buffet line struggling with himself over whether to take another piece of chocolate cheese cake.


TOPICS: Food; Humor
KEYWORDS: buffet; clickbait; food; morbidlyobese; northkorea
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To: SkyDancer

Those Caps look like toilet bowls with brims.


21 posted on 04/21/2020 9:03:49 AM PDT by N. Theknow (Kennedys-Can't drive, can't ski, can't fly, can't skipper a boat-But they know what's best for you.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Franks a rot, now hungree...


22 posted on 04/21/2020 9:18:44 AM PDT by Professional
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To: N. Theknow

Maybe it’s where they keep their personal stuff so it doesn’t mess up their uniforms??


23 posted on 04/21/2020 10:06:25 AM PDT by SkyDancer ( ~ Just Consider Me A Random Fact Generator ~ Eat Sleep Fly Repeat ~)
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To: PJ-Comix

Some generals appear more equal than others...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orders,_decorations,_and_medals_of_China


24 posted on 04/21/2020 11:25:16 AM PDT by treetopsandroofs
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To: DPMD

“All these guys have chests full of medals, but for what?”

FraudifIknow, see post #24.

“Also where do I get one of those clownish balloon hats?”

Here, but I think the real ones are “cooler”.

https://www.ebay.com/itm/59cm-Collectable-Military-officer-Captains-Visor-Hat-Chinese-Communist-Army-Cap/201146242016?hash=item2ed54013e0:g:gyMAAOSwa~BYcyez


25 posted on 04/21/2020 11:29:03 AM PDT by treetopsandroofs
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To: PJ-Comix

That load cannot blame eating bats for his girlish figure. Not so much a tradition as we were led to believe by the scumedia


26 posted on 04/21/2020 1:01:38 PM PDT by ronnie raygun
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