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James Comey is Moving to New Zealand, and Other Great News for America
DB Daily Update ^ | David Blackmon

Posted on 10/27/2019 5:32:55 AM PDT by EyesOfTX

Great news, everyone! James Comey is moving to New Zealand! – The Nation’s Teenage Drama Queen and former FBI Director James Comey will be moving to New Zealand in November, 2020, after Donald Trump wins his inevitable re-election. That’s the promise the big, tall doofus made to MSNBC fake journalist Nicolle Wallace during a Saturday appearance at some minor event in Nashville:

James Comey: But we have something in common. And I said it when I sat here with the first question you asked. We have a set of values that are at the core of this country that hold this place together… Our leaders must reflect the glue that holds us together. They can’t be people who lie all the time. They just can’t. And I hope people see that’s true whether they are Republicans or Democrats.

Nicolle Wallace: What if he wins again?

James Comey: I will be, from my new home in New Zealand, but I still will believe in America.

(Excerpt) Read more at dbdailyupdate.com ...


TOPICS: Conspiracy; Humor; Politics; Society
KEYWORDS: blogtrash; clickbait; comey; fakeblog; fakenews; fbi; jamescomey; mediabias; newzealand; trump; trumpwinsagain
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1 posted on 10/27/2019 5:32:55 AM PDT by EyesOfTX
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"James Comey will be moving to New Zealand in November, 2020"

He better quickly move that time table up a year...very quickly. If he doesn't, there will soon be little opportunity to do it at all.

2 posted on 10/27/2019 5:36:44 AM PDT by norwaypinesavage (Calm down and enjoy the ride, great things are happening for our country)
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To: EyesOfTX

Too bad, Jim. New Zealand has an extradition treaty with the US!


3 posted on 10/27/2019 5:37:58 AM PDT by MattMusson (Sometimes the wind blows too much)
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To: EyesOfTX

After he gets out of Federal Prison, if he is still breathing.


4 posted on 10/27/2019 5:38:32 AM PDT by wetgundog
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To: EyesOfTX

I’d warn the Kiwis to refuse his entry. Why scuzzy up their country with a POS like that?


5 posted on 10/27/2019 5:40:26 AM PDT by farming pharmer
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To: EyesOfTX

Do we not have an extradition treaty with New Zealand?


6 posted on 10/27/2019 5:40:42 AM PDT by arthurus (|-|>)
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To: EyesOfTX

NZ has been groomed to be a safe zone for Democrats and other criminals...


7 posted on 10/27/2019 5:43:13 AM PDT by rrrod
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To: EyesOfTX

Comey must have New Zealand confused with Fort Leavenworth, Federal Prison.

Bless his heart.


8 posted on 10/27/2019 5:46:00 AM PDT by Howie66 ("...Against All Enemies, Foreign and Democrat.....")
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To: EyesOfTX

Promises...promises. Been waiting since 2000 for Alec Baldwin to star in remake of Man Without a Country!


9 posted on 10/27/2019 5:46:28 AM PDT by 6ppc (It's torch and pitchfork time)
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To: EyesOfTX

Two points, James...

1) There’s an extradition treaty between New Zealand and the USA.
2) Be sure to leave your guns behind because...New Zealand...guns BAD.


10 posted on 10/27/2019 5:46:56 AM PDT by moovova
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To: EyesOfTX

jimmiecommie on the run? Run jimmiecommie, run.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQTCS6aWRSc


11 posted on 10/27/2019 5:48:45 AM PDT by PGalt
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Of course, Mr. Comey didn’t say how he would make it all the way to New Zealand from his future cell in a federal maximum security prison.

I'm OK with a minimum security facility...let him rake sand traps at the Eglin AFB Golf course.

12 posted on 10/27/2019 5:51:13 AM PDT by FtrPilot
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Too bad, Jim. New Zealand has an extradition treaty with the US!
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Yes, but they have a raving liberal president. Hitlery has also checked out the sanctuary.


13 posted on 10/27/2019 5:51:38 AM PDT by iontheball
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To: EyesOfTX

He’ll be spending time in the search for the elusive Tasmanian Devil.


14 posted on 10/27/2019 5:57:17 AM PDT by PIF (They came for me and mine ... now it is your turn ...)
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To: EyesOfTX
No Fly List

Passport flagged.

....speculation.

I do not believe that Comey will be allowed to flee prosecution.

15 posted on 10/27/2019 6:13:16 AM PDT by Deaf Smith (When a Texan takes his chances, chances will be taken that's fore sure)
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To: EyesOfTX

You don’t just move to New Zealand. NZ requires a long waiting period and is very picky about who they allow in.

Most people talking about moving to NZ have no clue how hard that is.


16 posted on 10/27/2019 6:30:23 AM PDT by SaxxonWoods (The internet has driven the world mad.)
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To: EyesOfTX

Better be a long stop in jail first. Does New Zealand have an extradition treaty.


17 posted on 10/27/2019 6:34:54 AM PDT by Reno89519 (No Amnesty! No Catch-and-Release! Just Say No to All Illegal Aliens! Arrest & Deport!)
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To: EyesOfTX

More likely he will be moving to the slam.


18 posted on 10/27/2019 6:45:59 AM PDT by Georgia Girl 2 (The only purpose of a pistol is to fight your way back to the rifle you should never have dropped)
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To: EyesOfTX
James Comey: I will be, from my new home in New Zealand Leavenworth, but I still will believe in America.

Fixed it for Curtains Comey


19 posted on 10/27/2019 6:48:15 AM PDT by MuttTheHoople
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To: EyesOfTX

NZ is not an easy place to live. Everything is expensive. Foreigners are prohibited from buying houses which are Very expensive. Eating at home should cost you about $700 a month. A dozen eggs will cost about $5. A 16oz beer is about $4.


20 posted on 10/27/2019 6:55:14 AM PDT by AppyPappy (How many fingers am I holding up, Winston?)
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