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News You Can’t Use: Sandwich Shaming
MOTUS A.D. ^ | 5--9-19 | MOTUS

Posted on 09/21/2019 4:27:55 AM PDT by NOBO2012

Number two reason for not ordering a Bacon, Lettuce and Tomato with Cheese:

Robert Wilson Barnes couldn't believe when he thought the letters on his wife's bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwich with cheese actually read 'b***h'Sandwich Shaming

Number one reason: Cheese on a BLT? That’s just wrong.

I’m only surprised that it ran in the Daily Mail instead of the New York Times – the newspaper of record that specializes in abused women stories.

NOTE: I’m pretty sure this is fake news based on a fake Facebook story but then that could be said of approximately 75% of all stories run in all newspapers.

Posted from: MOTUS A.D.


TOPICS: Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: dailymail; fakenews; jimmyjohns
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To: a fool in paradise

99% puts mayo on a BLT.

It’s bad when you have to cut the cheese to make a sandwich.


41 posted on 09/21/2019 7:30:53 AM PDT by bgill
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To: CrazyIvan

Eeegadd! Just lost my appetite


42 posted on 09/21/2019 7:32:31 AM PDT by nuconvert ( Khomeini promised change too // Hail, Chairman O)
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To: real saxophonist

:~ ) I do


43 posted on 09/21/2019 7:33:32 AM PDT by nuconvert ( Khomeini promised change too // Hail, Chairman O)
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To: madison10

Do you smear mayo on your breakfast plate too?

It goes with bacon like anchovies do.


44 posted on 09/21/2019 7:39:23 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (Denounce DUAC - The Democrats Un-American Activists Committee)
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To: real saxophonist

I do.


45 posted on 09/21/2019 7:39:23 AM PDT by Carriage Hill (A society grows great when old men plant trees, in whose shade they know they will never sit.)
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To: Trailerpark Badass

Do you put mayo on beef hamburgers? That would explain a lot


46 posted on 09/21/2019 7:41:56 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (Denounce DUAC - The Democrats Un-American Activists Committee)
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To: NOBO2012

Well, cheese on a blt might be a problem.But who would have a problem with putting bacon on a cheese sandwich?


47 posted on 09/21/2019 7:43:42 AM PDT by Dr. Sivana ("...a choice between Woke-fevered Democrats and Koch-funded Republicans is insufficient."-Mark Steyn)
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To: Joe 6-pack

Like the commander in chief, US pacific fleet at Pearl Harbor was abbreviated “CINCUS”, pronounced “sink-us”?

CC


48 posted on 09/21/2019 8:16:44 AM PDT by Celtic Conservative (My cats are more amusing than 200 channels worth of TV)
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To: HotHunt

Between your bony knees.

CC


49 posted on 09/21/2019 8:18:37 AM PDT by Celtic Conservative (My cats are more amusing than 200 channels worth of TV)
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To: Celtic Conservative

He didn’t say “bony” knees. Just knees. “-)


50 posted on 09/21/2019 8:24:05 AM PDT by HotHunt (Been there. Done that.)
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To: Joe 6-pack

:)


51 posted on 09/21/2019 8:25:36 AM PDT by trisham (Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
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To: a fool in paradise

Me.


52 posted on 09/21/2019 8:26:23 AM PDT by trisham (Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
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To: nuconvert

Maybe it’s an acquired taste.


53 posted on 09/21/2019 8:26:56 AM PDT by CrazyIvan (The Democrat party. A collaboration of Cloward-Piven and Dunning-Kruger.)
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To: a fool in paradise

I use mayo on a lot of things, including hamburgers. No bun or tomato, just mayo and a slice of cheese.


54 posted on 09/21/2019 8:29:26 AM PDT by trisham (Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
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To: a fool in paradise

I do!


55 posted on 09/21/2019 8:41:57 AM PDT by MEG33 (Help Shorten FReepathons......DONATE MONTHLY)
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To: madison10; a fool in paradise
"Who DOESN’T put mayo on a BLT?"

Two words; Miracle Whip!
(Every Midwesterner will agree! Coastal dwellers seem to prefer LGBTQ with mayo.)

56 posted on 09/21/2019 9:02:11 AM PDT by outofsalt (If history teaches us anything, it's that history rarely teaches anything.)
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To: Fiji Hill
"I like to order the 49er Muffin"

The way California is trending, they should adopt "#2" as their official state branding trademark. The #2 muffin! mmmm

57 posted on 09/21/2019 9:07:07 AM PDT by outofsalt (If history teaches us anything, it's that history rarely teaches anything.)
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To: a fool in paradise

You put Mayo on a BLT, Mustard on a Hot Dog and Ketchup on a Hamburger as the good Lord intended.

To do otherwise is against Nature. LOL


58 posted on 09/21/2019 9:09:01 AM PDT by Kickass Conservative (Democracy, two Wolves and one Sheep deciding what's for Dinner.)
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To: outofsalt

Miracle Whip
Ingredients
Miracle Whip is made from water, soybean oil,

high-fructose corn syrup,

vinegar, modified corn starch, eggs, salt, natural flavor, mustard flour, potassium sorbate, spice, and dried garlic

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miracle_Whip

Mayonaise

It is a stable emulsion of oil, egg yolk, and acid, either vinegar or lemon juice.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mayonnaise


59 posted on 09/21/2019 9:10:24 AM PDT by trisham (Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
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To: a fool in paradise

The mayo is more for the lettuce & tomato - like a dressing on a salad. Do you like crumbled bacon in a green salad?


60 posted on 09/21/2019 9:13:39 AM PDT by nuconvert ( Khomeini promised change too // Hail, Chairman O)
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