Dang, you’re right! All I’ve found was a soundtrack, with Spanish subtitles:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tBGBS8K14U0
Good lord. Too many jagoffs on YT can’t even pirate right!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ayFnD0IK8Q
What? Some else is up when I am? B-b-but I’m out West, and therefore up “early.”
I can read a little Spanish, but I’m not as good at it as I used to be, so I’ll pass.