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I do not like throw pillows. I find them annoying.

Posted on 05/22/2019 6:43:22 PM PDT by SamAdams76

It does seem that men are wearing neckties less and less. Taking the train to Manhattan, I only see a few men wearing ties these days. I'm thinking maybe they keep their ties at the office and put them on there? After all, not only do I keep a stash of ties in my office but I have my dress shoes there as well so I don't have to wear them back and forth on the train. Instead, I come into the city wearing slip-ons like Mr. Rogers used to put on when he came into his house on that children's TV show. Then I put the dress shoes on in the office where I keep them nice and shiny. I'll go over to Grand Central every now and then to get them shined.

But the neckties are definitely on the wane in corporate America as the trend is to dress down. It is now not uncommon for business executives to come to work in jeans, a sports jacket and an open collar. All the better to sneak out a little early to get in some golf.

I still wear ties most of the time but they have always been a pain for me. I could never get the full Windsor knot down pat because I'm left-handed and have trouble with the instructions like you see on that Art of Manliness website. So I get by with the half-Windsor or the four-in-hand.

Styles do change over time. Back in our Colonial Days, men used to dress more similar to women, with powdered wigs, stockings and often lacy type garments.

So I think in about another 100 years - or perhaps sooner - the necktie will officially be in the dustbin of history. And so I say, good riddance to neckties and the Full Windsor Knot.

I was on the Saw Mill Parkway today traveling to and from business in Tarrytown and was tailgated both ways. I was going about 65-70 mph but still not enough for some people obviously.

All of which puts me in mind of those infernal throw pillows that women like to toss on beds and couches. I hate throw pillows. They seem to serve no purpose whatsoever. When I go to sit on the couch, I toss them aside. When I go to bed, I toss them to the floor.

Can anybody explain the purpose of a throw pillow?

They are uncomfortable to sit on. They are not comfortable to use as a real pillow for sleeping. They look stupid. They get in the way. You just can't sit down on a couch covered with throw pillows unless you get rid of those throw pillows.

Also, throw pillows gets my wife mad at me for no good reason because I am always tossing them around and getting them out of the way. I wish there was no such thing as throw pillows. But that is just my opinion and apparently my opinion counts for squat when it comes to throw pillows.


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To: SamAdams76

While you’re at it, please share how you feel about black licorice.


21 posted on 05/22/2019 7:03:10 PM PDT by Disambiguator (Keepin' it analog.)
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To: SamAdams76

You’re Opinions Count
For Squat.
Yup.
Might I add that
Throw Pillows are
The least of Your problems.
A photo of Your
Office wear may
give Us a hint at
Some underlying issues.
Like You,
My opinion
Counts
For
Squat.


22 posted on 05/22/2019 7:04:46 PM PDT by Big Red Badger (Despised by the Despicable!)
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To: Celtic Conservative
"..Or tiefecta.."

And just when I was thinking you were witty and did it on purpose.. d;^)

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Mr Costanza tried that once with a sammich..

23 posted on 05/22/2019 7:04:50 PM PDT by CopperTop (Outside the wire it's just us chickens. Dig?)
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To: Larry Lucido

He also needs a silver coffee service for the coffee table, or maybe a Keurig machine.


24 posted on 05/22/2019 7:05:01 PM PDT by Cecily
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To: Disambiguator
I know that I featured black licorice in some of my previous posts.

I don't eat it anymore. For the entire year 2019, I have had absolutely no food with added sugar. Subject of a future post.

25 posted on 05/22/2019 7:06:04 PM PDT by SamAdams76
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To: SamAdams76
Well you can tell they've never been a floor person where throw pillows are ideal!

my kids loved them...and so did my legs for a prop up!


26 posted on 05/22/2019 7:07:00 PM PDT by caww
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To: CopperTop
😆👍
27 posted on 05/22/2019 7:07:49 PM PDT by Celtic Conservative (My cats are more amusing than 200 channels worth of TV)
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To: SamAdams76

Neckties need to go. Throw pillows? Hell with them too. Personally, dont keep em around, if I do, the damn dog humps them. Lernt that lesson.


28 posted on 05/22/2019 7:09:01 PM PDT by CJ Wolf (Free)
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To: SamAdams76

I was just assigned to go to a trade show that requires shirts and ties. 30 years in my industry and I’ve never had to do that before. Not sure how I’m going to handle it as I only own one dress shirt and one tie anymore and will be demonstrating messy products.

Foolish.


29 posted on 05/22/2019 7:09:21 PM PDT by cyclotic
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To: Bullish
No Breaking News. This is Bloggers & Personal.

Which means this is my personal space to post whatever I want. The good folks at Free Republic have deemed this to be so.

Not even that cranky curmudgeon guy who goes after the bloggers can say anything about my posts here, unless I just post an excerpt and a link to my paywall. However, i am giving everybody here my full thoughts for the night. Now it's time to go back to that book on selling real estate in Florida during the 1920s.

30 posted on 05/22/2019 7:10:47 PM PDT by SamAdams76
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To: SamAdams76

I can help Sam. Throw pillows are there to compliment your guest towels that even Guests aren’t allowed to use.


31 posted on 05/22/2019 7:11:23 PM PDT by Bommer (Help 2ndDivisionVet - https://www.gofundme.com/mvc.php?route=category&term=married-recent-amputec)
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To: SamAdams76

“Can anybody explain the purpose of a throw pillow? “

Put at lower back

Put behind neck

Put under legs

Lay head on

Pillow fight with grandkids.

You lead sheltered life


32 posted on 05/22/2019 7:11:44 PM PDT by TexasGator (Z1z)
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To: SamAdams76

The purpose of throw pillows is quite evident once one realizes that nothing bothers a woman like a flat space with nothing on it.

Look around your house. Is there a single flat spot, table top, couch, etc., that doesn’t have something on it?


33 posted on 05/22/2019 7:14:02 PM PDT by DugwayDuke ("A man hears what he wants to hear and disregards the rest")
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To: Tired of Taxes

“for resting your arms, “LOL. Left that off my list even as I am doing exactly that.


34 posted on 05/22/2019 7:14:17 PM PDT by TexasGator (Z1z)
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To: Bommer

Black Licorice and
Guest Towels,,,,
.
I’m in A “Seinfeld” episode,
Correct?


35 posted on 05/22/2019 7:14:30 PM PDT by Big Red Badger (Despised by the Despicable!)
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To: Bommer
OK, I have to respond to this.

My wife has those "guest towels" that have never been used since the day she bought them. These are the oversized fluffy towels that I am never allowed to use! Instead, I have to go into the linen closet and use the ratty towels that have been used hundreds of times. Even the guest bathroom has these towels. The "guest" towels are only kept in our master bathroom and must be pristine and unused FOREVER!

If she should pass on before me, I am going to use those towels!

36 posted on 05/22/2019 7:15:52 PM PDT by SamAdams76
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To: SamAdams76

Throw pillows are for......throwing.

Pillow fight anyone?

However, in the boudoir they are said to have many other uses,
hence the term , “pillow talk.”

I too find them an annoyance otherwise.


37 posted on 05/22/2019 7:16:12 PM PDT by Candor7 ((Obama Fascism)http://www.americanthinker.com/articles/2009/05/barack_obama_the_quintessentia_1.html)
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To: Big Red Badger

Pink Flamingos,
What’s That all About?


38 posted on 05/22/2019 7:16:21 PM PDT by Big Red Badger (Despised by the Despicable!)
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To: SamAdams76

Where do you keep your Mom Jeans?


39 posted on 05/22/2019 7:17:36 PM PDT by Carriage Hill (A society grows great when old men plant trees, in whose shade they know they will never sit.)
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To: Larry Lucido

Drat. Forgot. But I have two cute cacti, a brass fish, and a crystal bowl of tangerines.. And often, my cat stretches out there too.


40 posted on 05/22/2019 7:18:26 PM PDT by Veto! (Veto! (Political Correctness Offends Me))
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