“Someone told me it's all happening at the zoo”Posted on 04/30/2019 4:51:25 AM PDT by NOBO2012
This simply begs for a caption contest. Here’s my offering:
Someone told me it's all happening at the zoo
I do believe it
I do believe it's true
It's a light and tumble journey
From the East Side to the park
Just a fine and fancy ramble
To the zoo
But you can take the crosstown bus
If it's raining or it's cold
And the animals will love it if you do
If you do, now
Somethin' tells me it's all happening at the zoo
I do believe it
I do believe it's true
The monkeys stand for honesty
Giraffes are insincere
And the elephants are kindly but they're dumb
Orangutans are skeptical
Of changes in their cages
And the zookeeper is very fond of rum
Zebras are reactionaries
Antelopes are missionaries
Pigeons plot in secrecy
And hamsters turn on frequently
What a gas, you gotta come and see
At the zoo
At the zoo
At the zoo
At the zoo
At the zoo
At the zoo
At the zoo
At the zoo
Seriously, other than PDJT can anyone make a case why every other politician shouldn’t be either in or behind bars? We’d all be a lot safer.
Second runner up in the caption contest so far, from Larry the Cable Guy: “"Put Some Hot Sauce on That Sumabitch”
Your turn…
Posted from: MOTUS A.D.
Look at this exhibit. An (alleged) sexual abuser talking to a tax cheat.
Butticreep did not pass the Sharpton test. “Do not eat when on camera”!
It must be nice to owe taxes for decades and walk free.
To be fair, the sex abuse allegation charges were withdrawn and proven to be a hoax.
Frankly, I thought it was bait so some conservative idiot would say "all gays are sex abusers" and then they could have an issue to run against.
Nobody took the bait and the guy making the allegations admitted it was a hoax.
Buttplug must be one of the few people that make sharpton look presidential in comparison. Omg 2020 will be a snowflake blood bath.
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