Posted on 04/29/2019 7:29:49 PM PDT by Impala64ssa
Man, they are really ticked about that Kavanaugh vote.
After Susan Collins voted to affirm the latest justice to join the Supreme Court, Democrats vowed to make her re-election campaign a nightmare. Maybe they are actually just planning to have her die of laughter?
Sensing the lack of a Democratic candidate willing to challenge Sen. Susan Collins (R., Maine), a “queer feminist mermaid” named Bre Kidman—politically mobilized by the Brett Kavanaugh confirmation fight—has filed to enter the race.
Here’s how her bio describes her.
On Facebook, Kidman is described as a “criminal defense attorney by day and radical fat queer/performance artist/model/musician/activist most other times.” On Spotify, Kidman is “Bee Kay Esq.” and the biography is the same. Five songs with collaborator Mr. Gadget use “inhuman instruments to give voice to human vulnerability with beats that invite just enough dancing to feel slightly less dead.”
Wait, hold up. She’s a model?
But seriously, with a bio like that, I’m sure her law practice is going swimmingly.
“I’m not the kind of person you’d expect to see running for office,” Kidman said. “I want people to look at the election and see that the type of person that’s always running for office doesn’t always have to be one type of person.”
You know what, good for her. Is this woman incredibly weird? Yeah, but I’m not going to knock her for participating in the electoral system. That’s why we vote. The rest will work itself out.
At this point, the DSCC has not commented and I doubt they’ll be throwing their support behind her. I would assume the Democratic party doesn’t put up much of a fight in Maine. Collins is going to cruise to re-election and it’d just be a waste of money. That may not make some Republicans happy given her centrist leanings, but hey, we’ll always have Kavanaugh
Barmaid or mermaid?
Are self identified fish people eligible?
I always heard that mermaids were really just sea cows
PING for input
Save the Whales
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0Pl8oWJvpA
Mermaid??
How about “whale”?
Got my vote !
Now that’s more like it! (Too bad she won’t be on the ballot!)
While mermaids hold much of our attention and affection, their real-life doubles are left struggling in the sea. Manatees are easily injured or killed due to their large size and generally slow pace, which makes them vulnerable to being hit by motorboats and caught in fishing nets.
Another threat to manatees is blooms of poisonous algae, which can grow rapidly during warm summers, especially in areas with nutrient pollution from fertilizer runoff.
Some types of algae produce a toxin that contaminates the manatees’ wetland and estuary habitat and sticks to the seagrass they eat, making manatees sick or even killing them. Unusually cold water in the winter can also kill many manatees.
https://ocean.si.edu/ocean-life/marine-mammals/mermaids-manatees-myth-and-reality
Escaped from Weeki Wachee?
LOL, we live r8ght near it. Weeki Wachee park is being remodeled, she must’ve sneaked out of her holding pen.
When will it reopen?
I’m blind now, thanks a lot!
Amazing...really...a mermaid that isn’t the stereotypical mermaid...
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