Skip to comments.Queer Feminist Mermaid is Set to Challenge GOP Sen. Susan Collins in Maine
Posted on 04/29/2019 7:29:49 PM PDT by Impala64ssa
Man, they are really ticked about that Kavanaugh vote.
After Susan Collins voted to affirm the latest justice to join the Supreme Court, Democrats vowed to make her re-election campaign a nightmare. Maybe they are actually just planning to have her die of laughter?
Sensing the lack of a Democratic candidate willing to challenge Sen. Susan Collins (R., Maine), a queer feminist mermaid named Bre Kidmanpolitically mobilized by the Brett Kavanaugh confirmation fighthas filed to enter the race.
Heres how her bio describes her.
On Facebook, Kidman is described as a criminal defense attorney by day and radical fat queer/performance artist/model/musician/activist most other times. On Spotify, Kidman is Bee Kay Esq. and the biography is the same. Five songs with collaborator Mr. Gadget use inhuman instruments to give voice to human vulnerability with beats that invite just enough dancing to feel slightly less dead.
Wait, hold up. Shes a model?
But seriously, with a bio like that, Im sure her law practice is going swimmingly.
Im not the kind of person youd expect to see running for office, Kidman said. I want people to look at the election and see that the type of person thats always running for office doesnt always have to be one type of person.
You know what, good for her. Is this woman incredibly weird? Yeah, but Im not going to knock her for participating in the electoral system. Thats why we vote. The rest will work itself out.
At this point, the DSCC has not commented and I doubt theyll be throwing their support behind her. I would assume the Democratic party doesnt put up much of a fight in Maine. Collins is going to cruise to re-election and itd just be a waste of money. That may not make some Republicans happy given her centrist leanings, but hey, well always have Kavanaugh
So she has a mohawk?
It says what I have known for quite some time. Lawyers are really just retards who couldn’t excell at anything but bullshitting others.
C'mon now, you just know you want her to hug your head onto her sexy milky white voluminous breasts.
it looks like me with makeup and long curly hair :)
No it’s the beautiful hair.
Mellow yellow custard, covering the fat hog’s eye...
Where do I even start with this one?
I don’t think she’d fit in a Senate Seat
So... a Democrat is running against her? Somebody send out an AP/UPI flash.
All I can say is - If this is all ‘they’ can come up with, ‘they’ are perfectly happy with Collins.
Looks like we will be stuck with her until the grim reaper comes a callin’
Where is this mermaid exactly? Did she eat it?
This is one scary mermaid LOL
> Queer Feminist Mermaid
Would she really be worse than Susan Collins? Tough call.
What is important is that the Maine GOP field a primary challenger to Collins. While it would be good for them to be a serious conservative, it is unlikely that they could win. However this candidate could be sold to Collins as “insurance”. That is, if the Democrats manage to come up with some rotten way of blocking her, including violence, to the point where she had to drop out, this other candidate would be someone they would hate even more.
You sure that’s a mermaid? Looks more like a Beluga whale.
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