[miniTAX]

“Has Jeff Sessions Been Boiling the Frog?”

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Stupid question.
- First, Sessions has been boiling nothing, he is napping.
- Second, the boiling frog is a legend, it has never existed, even the dumbest frog knows how and when to jump out of the kettle. That it’s a favorite legend by such science illiterates like Al Gore should tell you something.
- Third, the swamp frogs have jumped away long ago while Sessions is napping.

[hinckley buzzard]

No one would be happier than I if this proves out. But I will believe it when I see the indictments in the Sunday paper.

[UCANSEE2]

- Second, the boiling frog is a legend, it has never existed, even the dumbest frog knows how and when to jump out of the kettle.

Lobsters. The anecdote should have been about lobsters.