Now jes holdon one cotton-pickin minnit!
Aint no friggin cracker-crooker gonna hornswaggle na freepin dagnabbit!
Aint no friggin cracker-crooker gonna hornswaggle na freepin dagnabbit!"
Not only is that authentic frontier gibberish, but it expresses a courage little seen in this day and age ...
Now, who can argue with that?