I enhanced your post and made it a comment on philly.com:
“Nuremberg rallies? Really?
This is why we hate you, for the lies you tell each day.
Every day, in every way, your lies get deeper and deeper.
We rejoice each and every day that your subscription numbers and advertising revenues shrink.
And finally, we’ll rejoice best of all when we dance on your printing press grave when you cease print publication and become just one more website out of four billion websites that already exist, and your ad revenues are reduced to billionths of a cent per page hit.
It’s what your lies are worth, and it’s what you deserve.”
Excellent!