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ACLU Opposes Criminalizing Female Genital Mutilation [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 4 June 2017 | John Semmens

Posted on 06/04/2017 4:57:48 PM PDT by John Semmens

The American Civil Liberties Union has taken a stand in opposition to a proposed Maine law that would make it illegal for parents to mutilate the genitals of their daughters.

"This bill unfairly targets Muslims for carrying out traditions of their faith," charged ACLU spokesman Oamshri Amarasingham. "Jews are allowed to mutilate their sons. Why shouldn't Muslims be permitted to mutilate their daughters?"

Sponsor of the bill Rep. Heather Sirocki (R-Scarborough) disputed the comparability argument. "Circumcising males only removes a portion of the penis' foreskin," she pointed out. "It does not destroy the possibility of sexual performance or satisfaction that the removal of the clitoris does. The female mutilation targeted in my bill would bar this barbaric practice for anyone who is not a consenting adult."

Amarasingham countered that "this 'barbaric practice' is protected under the Constitution's freedom of religion clause. As much as some might object, the state has no authority to intervene. The advocates for humane treatment of little girls have no more right to intervene than the opponents of abortion have to stop a mother from terminating her unwanted baby. Cultural norms are changing. I believe the day is not far off when a Muslim majority will reshape our laws to respect their way of life."

if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...

http://www.gopbriefingroom.com/index.php/topic,265613.0.html


TOPICS: Government; Health/Medicine; Politics; Religion
KEYWORDS: constitution; females; islam; satire

1 posted on 06/04/2017 4:57:48 PM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

I’d rather we act against Islam proper, as it is a subversive political and military system by design.


2 posted on 06/04/2017 5:06:26 PM PDT by Rurudyne (Standup Philosopher)
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To: John Semmens
This time the tag semi-satire is precise.

The sad liberal logic is maddening to the sane.

3 posted on 06/04/2017 5:26:26 PM PDT by higgmeister ( In the Shadow of The Big Chicken)
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To: John Semmens

Er, John, this is not even semisatire. The aclu is doing that for real.


4 posted on 06/04/2017 5:35:16 PM PDT by Seruzawa (FABOL)
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