Posted on 05/13/2017 10:44:06 AM PDT by John Semmens
Former First Lady Michelle Obama, the instigator of rules that led to massive trashing of school lunches across America, expressed her dismay at the Trump Administration's decision to allow local school authorities to select their own menus. "What is wrong with these people?" she wanted to know. "The menus crafted under my guidance were carefully balanced for the right combinations of nutritious food."
Trump Administration Secretary of Agriculture Sonny Perdue defended the move, saying that "requiring schools to set out food that students won't eat accomplishes nothing. Rather than force everyone to conform to a standard that leads to waste we are allowing local people who likely have a better idea of what their students will eat the latitude to make their own decisions."
Michelle labeled Perdue's reasoning "ignorant" and "a recipe for sickness and death. It shifts power from the recognized experts to local yahoos too weak to take on the task of altering the food prejudices of the masses. This 'laissez faire' attitude reverses the gains made during my husband's administration. And for what? Is the freedom to poison one's body with an unhealthful diet now some sort of inalienable right? I think most parents and voters will see it as a criminal attack on the health of our young people that clearly fits within the 'high crimes and misdemeanors' grounds for impeachment."
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Mrs. Obama: the ignorant elitist who now has to yell “look at me” while jumping up and down waving her arms.
I wonder if she would be willing under supervision to eat her crappy menu items? (S)He gets nothing else, just what she wants everybody else to eat.
I wouldn’t talk about what others should eat if I had a butt as big as hers.
BUGS !!!!!!
If Aunt Esther (aka Moochelle Obama) ate spinach and water cress, her butt would not be the size of Saturn.
With or without the rings?
With the rings...and the moons!
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